Takei would have a good laugh with you over those tasteless jokes. His time on the Stern show has proven he has an amazing sense of humor.
*Sigh* http://youtube.com/watch?v=sDW6vkuqGLg I was mainly posting this to highlight the fact that nearly everyone from the Star Trek cast was invited except Shatner but props to Steve for a most excellent reply.
DOes anyone remember that audio clip where some guy edited a bunch of Kirk and Spock dialouges into this really scary gay love piece?