LOL, if you at least look as good as "Tommy Boy", you can be my wing man! [video=youtube;QItQQFB5bXg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QItQQFB5bXg[/video]
Uh huh. She hasn't returned your calls after the Bob Evans date, has she? Buck up, maybe her Fisher Price phone can't call your Jitterbug.
LOL, we've talked every night, except Wednesday. I can't believe I actually like you now you f**king liberal douchebag.
In WVa.."father figure" takes on a whole new meaning...! Actually love the energy, but think those pre 25 ladies are just crazy and don't know what they want outside of sex ASAP so for me that was always a deal breaker.
1 through 6 above would probably publicly frown upon banging a fat DFA girl, too, but that doesn't prevent us from dipping into that type of occasion from time to time, only we usually keep it on the hush-hush to avoid criticism and razzing for it. It's like the joke, "What do mopeds and fat girls have in common?.... They're both fun to ride till a friend sees you on 'em.". My advise: if a person is 39 and truly likes an 18 year old, it's probably wise to keep it under raps a few years until she appears a little closer to mature womanhood than diaperhood, like 24 or 25. lol
I can't believe this is still being debated! Do everything in your power op and nail it! You will regret it for the rest of your life if you dont! Sent from my EVO using Tapatalk 2
I'm on a message board and none of you know me. Why didn't I lie and tell you all I f**ked her brains out and it was the best sex I ever had in my life? LOL
Really really glad the whole comedians with guitars fad died off. Further proof that West Virginia is about 8 years behind the rest of the country.
In all seriousness, there is no way it would be the best sex in your life (unless that virgin rumor is true). It will underwhelm if it happens. Book it.
It may have been a while since he's done the horizontal polka. Absence does make the heart grow fonder after all (or in this case make the sex seem all that much better).
You obviously are out of touch with today's youth......the stories I have overheard from some of them are of **** I can't even talk my wife into. I could almost guarantee that there a fair few 18 year olds that would give 30 year old women in their prime a run for their money in bed.
Yeah, but the situation arising out of this sigpic is...I don't want Lmeister and myself to indirectly inspire a wave of Pedophelia across America. Wait, that didn't come out right.. That's right L, you're implicated in this mess due to your baiting everyone to look up hoes-r-us in that thread...Plausible deniability goes out the window when we check the archives.
14 pages and he hasn't even gotten it in? I guess the why not at this point could be that old age might take you before you have the chance.
Honestly, I could have "Hit it, and Quit It" a long time ago. I'm not looking for that. If I wanted a free quick fix, I'd just call my EX. LOL
I like it but you forget to square the woman at the end there in step five.. if you're going to square the right side, you have to square the left side of the equation. So... the end result of squaring your woman is what? WOMEN = problems.