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An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Oct 28, 2012.

  1. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    *flexes in mirror* I know you are, sweet prince. I know you are.
     
  2. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    LOL, if you at least look as good as "Tommy Boy", you can be my wing man! ;)

    [video=youtube;QItQQFB5bXg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QItQQFB5bXg[/video]
     
  3. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Uh huh. She hasn't returned your calls after the Bob Evans date, has she?

    Buck up, maybe her Fisher Price phone can't call your Jitterbug.
     
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  4. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    LOL, we've talked every night, except Wednesday. I can't believe I actually like you now you f**king liberal douchebag. ;)
     
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  5. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    In WVa.."father figure" takes on a whole new meaning...:lol:!

    Actually love the energy, but think those pre 25 ladies are just crazy and don't know what they want outside of sex ASAP so for me that was always a deal breaker.
     
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  6. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Liar. Finacious D is older than 12 years old, you don't like him.
     
  7. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    1 through 6 above would probably publicly frown upon banging a fat DFA girl, too, but that doesn't prevent us from dipping into that type of occasion from time to time, only we usually keep it on the hush-hush to avoid criticism and razzing for it. :tongue2:

    It's like the joke, "What do mopeds and fat girls have in common?.... They're both fun to ride till a friend sees you on 'em.". :chuckle:

    My advise: if a person is 39 and truly likes an 18 year old, it's probably wise to keep it under raps a few years until she appears a little closer to mature womanhood than diaperhood, like 24 or 25. lol
     
  8. jmoore

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    I can't believe this is still being debated! Do everything in your power op and nail it! You will regret it for the rest of your life if you dont!

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  9. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    "Roll over Dad! You're crushing my cigarettes!!!"
     
  10. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I'm on a message board and none of you know me. Why didn't I lie and tell you all I f**ked her brains out and it was the best sex I ever had in my life? LOL
     
  11. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    b/c you know we wouldn't have believed you. :p
     
  12. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Really really glad the whole comedians with guitars fad died off. Further proof that West Virginia is about 8 years behind the rest of the country.
     
  13. Jimmy James

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    In all seriousness, there is no way it would be the best sex in your life (unless that virgin rumor is true). It will underwhelm if it happens. Book it.
     
  14. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    It may have been a while since he's done the horizontal polka. Absence does make the heart grow fonder after all (or in this case make the sex seem all that much better).
     
  15. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Seriously, have you hit it yet? Get on that bro.
     
  16. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    I'm 39 for God's sake!
     
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  17. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    I feel partly responsible with my sigpic...which sucks.
     
  18. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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  19. Jimmy James

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    That pic in this thread gives "The Beav" a whole new context.
     
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  20. ToddPhin

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    your sigpic doesn't suck, Panda.
     
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  21. Laces Out

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    You obviously are out of touch with today's youth......the stories I have overheard from some of them are of **** I can't even talk my wife into. I could almost guarantee that there a fair few 18 year olds that would give 30 year old women in their prime a run for their money in bed.
     
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  22. ToddPhin

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    that's odd. We talk your wife into that s*** all the time. :p
     
  23. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    The freaks aren't bedding down 39 year olds.
     
  24. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Sex with a virgin is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overrated.
     
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  25. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    I'm 20 and honestly wondering why someone older would want to deal with someone near my age.
     
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  26. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    Beggars can't be choosers?
     
  27. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Word. And I won't bang her if she's a virgin.
     
  28. padre31

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    You;d be surprised JJ
     
  29. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Yeah, but the situation arising out of this sigpic is...I don't want Lmeister and myself to indirectly inspire a wave of Pedophelia across America. Wait, that didn't come out right..

    That's right L, you're implicated in this mess due to your baiting everyone to look up hoes-r-us in that thread...Plausible deniability goes out the window when we check the archives.
     
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  30. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    FKin hilarious!!! :lol:
     
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  31. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    14 pages and he hasn't even gotten it in?

    I guess the why not at this point could be that old age might take you before you have the chance.
     
  32. ToddPhin

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    pages, dollars... tomato, tamato
     
  33. slickj101

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  34. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    :lol:
     
  35. King Felix

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  36. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Honestly, I could have "Hit it, and Quit It" a long time ago. I'm not looking for that. If I wanted a free quick fix, I'd just call my EX. LOL
     
  37. padre31

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    Nice, but you cannot sub Money for Time like that:

    (Time/Money)*Money is more correct I'd think
     
  38. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I like it but you forget to square the woman at the end there in step five.. if you're going to square the right side, you have to square the left side of the equation. So... the end result of squaring your woman is what? WOMEN = problems.
     
  39. Stitches

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    I think it may even be more accurate to say Pregnant Women.
     
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  40. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    women = the root of all problems?
     
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