Let's all keep this in mind. This girl said yes to a date a Bob Evans. There's just no way she's not a complete pig.
The only place more depressing I could think of would be an Old Country Buffet or Ponderosa Steakhouse.
Why not?? Cuz she is yelling rape after the first argument......thats why....and then you are screwed....the Judges side heavily with the chicks.....39 yr old guy with 18 yr old girl, how would that look?? Never good for the guy... Get a lobby and keep it moving bro.... Cant tell you the countless numbers of calls I have seen this on.....
Anyone else think of Champ Kind in "Anchorman" while imagining how this scene of him asking her to ****ing "Bob evans" went down? Him: uh oh! Whammy! *purposley trips and grazes her breast* her: oh my! Him: I was thinking. We should go on a date. To Bob Evans. Have some sex....maybe some chicken....you know...see what happens?
I know its a shock that a lunch date at Bob Evans didn't make her drop her pants on the spot (18 yr old girls? amirite?), but since she's so young, I say you get hip and take her where all the kids go...Perkins.
get to third base THEN dry hump? I mean where exactly is dry hump in the baseball diamond? To me that seems like a step back... or four. Which would put you somewhere between the on deck circle and practicing with the hitting coach.
See he's a literal guy. His friend said "get to 3rd base with her" So he did the natural thing, and actually brought her to a baseball field, kissed her on 3rd base....which is actually only 1st base....and bragged that he got to 3rd base. /mindblown
She's 18. Shouldn't we be comparing this to a more appropriate game like Chutes & Ladders or Duck, Duck, Goose.
The more I think about it, if he didnt feel there was at least something awkward about the hole thing he wouldnt have started this thread in the first place.
We're all grown men here, or at least half of us are, so you can call it what it is. She has an awkward kooter? ...... like the chick from the movie "Teeth"?
Lol..yeah I guess I would be picking her up with my hand in that scenario and carrying to the park...lol
Exactly. When you take the state, Virginia, and add the word "West" in front, it's like changing it to a whole new country.
I believe all sex laws were created by observing West Virginia, and then further laws ensued by WV adapting to those newly created laws. "If you guys are gonna outlaw sodomy then I'll have sex with my kids instead!".... "If you outlaw incest then I'll switch to ****ing goats in the ***!"...... "If you outlaw goat sodomy, then I'll sodomize my sheep."...... "Fine, outlaw all beastial sodomy cause I'll just have straight sex with them!"...... "Go ahead and ban the ****ing of animals b/c I'll just spread my cheeks instead!"....... "If you outlaw all animal sex, I'll just rub peanut butter on my **** and let Fido lick it off!"........ "If you wanna ban all types of sodomy, incest, and beastility...... then you're just gonna have to catch me in the act you sonsabitches!!"
Do what Ochocinco does and take videos of the action on the iphone as evidence. ....Then post on thephins.com
On a serious note though, I have a legitimate moral concern regarding virginity in this situation and whether or not an emotional attachment will be created when she steals his.
ah... he'll just drown his sorrows in a couple quarts of goo (otherwise known as chicken noodle soup) from Bob Evans.
Absolutely. I work with 2 hot chicks at my office in their early 30's, and THAT'S IT... I have caught HELL from: 1) My mother,non-stop 2) My friends (jealous) 3) My co-workers (daily) 4) My family (Exclude my Dad - he said "Hit it") 5) My EX (Mother of our 10 year old Son is about ready to strangle me) {Small Town - No Clue how that lying ***** found out}... 6) My fellow Phins fans... I'm trying to figure out why the F**K it's even worth pursuing anymore, lol?
It's West Virginia, you are all somehow related, everyone has a strong intuition when it comes to family.
My step-sister (we've been over this s**t already...) knows her mother, and confirmed. That full-grown adult lady graduated last year and is definitely 18!
I'm gonna kick your *** ***** if I ever meet you! Then we will get drunk at the bar and pick up hot *****es that are over 21. J/K about the ***-kicking s**t!