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An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Oct 28, 2012.

  1. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Their homestead breakfast is the ****.
     
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  2. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Let's all keep this in mind. This girl said yes to a date a Bob Evans. There's just no way she's not a complete pig.
     
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  3. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    Dont need a condom for that,buddy. :chuckle:
     
  4. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    I subscribe to over 18 plus no more than roughly 10 years either way.
     
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  5. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    I'm kind of surprised he didn't take her to a Golden Corral or something.
     
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  6. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    The only place more depressing I could think of would be an Old Country Buffet or Ponderosa Steakhouse.
     
  7. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I was thinking this too. She has to be a cross between 90s rosanne and colonel sanders
     
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  8. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Why not??

    Cuz she is yelling rape after the first argument......thats why....and then you are screwed....the Judges side heavily with the chicks.....39 yr old guy with 18 yr old girl, how would that look?? Never good for the guy...

    Get a lobby and keep it moving bro....

    Cant tell you the countless numbers of calls I have seen this on.....
     
  9. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Anyone else think of Champ Kind in "Anchorman" while imagining how this scene of him asking her to ****ing "Bob evans" went down?

    Him: uh oh! Whammy! *purposley trips and grazes her breast*

    her: oh my!

    Him: I was thinking. We should go on a date. To Bob Evans. Have some sex....maybe some chicken....you know...see what happens?
     
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  10. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    no.
     
  11. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Colonel Sanders? Not bad!
     
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  12. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I know its a shock that a lunch date at Bob Evans didn't make her drop her pants on the spot (18 yr old girls? amirite?), but since she's so young, I say you get hip and take her where all the kids go...Perkins.
     
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  13. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    get to third base THEN dry hump? I mean where exactly is dry hump in the baseball diamond? To me that seems like a step back... or four. Which would put you somewhere between the on deck circle and practicing with the hitting coach.
     
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  14. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    See he's a literal guy. His friend said "get to 3rd base with her" So he did the natural thing, and actually brought her to a baseball field, kissed her on 3rd base....which is actually only 1st base....and bragged that he got to 3rd base.


    /mindblown
     
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  15. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    She's 18.

    Shouldn't we be comparing this to a more appropriate game like Chutes & Ladders or Duck, Duck, Goose.
     
  16. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    You said when you asked her out that she replied, she
    The Chris Hanson photo made me LOL.
     
  17. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    which one? the magazine or the website?
     
  18. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    The more I think about it, if he didnt feel there was at least something awkward about the hole thing he wouldnt have started this thread in the first place.
     
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  19. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    We're all grown men here, or at least half of us are, so you can call it what it is. She has an awkward kooter? ...... like the chick from the movie "Teeth"?
     
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  20. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    :lol: ooops
     
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  21. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    at least he's being a good sport about it all though.
     
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  22. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Lol..yeah I guess I would be picking her up with my hand in that scenario and carrying to the park...lol
     
  23. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Jimmy...It's...West......Virginia....
     
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  24. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Exactly. When you take the state, Virginia, and add the word "West" in front, it's like changing it to a whole new country.
     
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  25. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    not new... more like third world...
     
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  26. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    What's worse, Pauly? Incest in Weserginia or beastiality in................ Westerginia?
     
  27. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I believe all sex laws were created by observing West Virginia, and then further laws ensued by WV adapting to those newly created laws.

    "If you guys are gonna outlaw sodomy then I'll have sex with my kids instead!".... "If you outlaw incest then I'll switch to ****ing goats in the ***!"...... "If you outlaw goat sodomy, then I'll sodomize my sheep."...... "Fine, outlaw all beastial sodomy cause I'll just have straight sex with them!"...... "Go ahead and ban the ****ing of animals b/c I'll just spread my cheeks instead!"....... "If you outlaw all animal sex, I'll just rub peanut butter on my **** and let Fido lick it off!"........ "If you wanna ban all types of sodomy, incest, and beastility...... then you're just gonna have to catch me in the act you sonsabitches!!"
     
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  28. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    If your point is that justice has a price in West Virginia then point taken.
     
  29. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    depends on who you are asking
     
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  30. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Thee...Ohio State University

    Somewhere in BFE Indiana....Big E is giving u the finger. And not two like you normally lobby for.
     
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  31. Ludacris

    Ludacris Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Do what Ochocinco does and take videos of the action on the iphone as evidence.

    ....Then post on thephins.com
     
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  32. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    On a serious note though,
    I have a legitimate moral concern regarding virginity in this situation and whether or not an emotional attachment will be created when she steals his.
     
  33. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    ah... he'll just drown his sorrows in a couple quarts of goo (otherwise known as chicken noodle soup) from Bob Evans.
     
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  34. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I never said that, nor did I ask her age, ever...
     
  35. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    So you're.....guessing......?
     
  36. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    plausible deniability?
     
  37. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely. I work with 2 hot chicks at my office in their early 30's, and THAT'S IT...

    I have caught HELL from:

    1) My mother,non-stop
    2) My friends (jealous)
    3) My co-workers (daily)
    4) My family (Exclude my Dad - he said "Hit it")

    5) My EX (Mother of our 10 year old Son is about ready to strangle me) {Small Town - No Clue how that lying ***** found out}...
    6) My fellow Phins fans...

    I'm trying to figure out why the F**K it's even worth pursuing anymore, lol?
     
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  38. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    It's West Virginia, you are all somehow related, everyone has a strong intuition when it comes to family.
     
  39. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    My step-sister (we've been over this s**t already...) knows her mother, and confirmed. That full-grown adult lady graduated last year and is definitely 18! :)
     
  40. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I'm gonna kick your *** ***** if I ever meet you! Then we will get drunk at the bar and pick up hot *****es that are over 21. :lol:

    J/K about the ***-kicking s**t! :)
     

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