Outline: You have a house, where you invite semi-celebs to "train" for impossible feats that offer insane prizes. We can get Mark Burnett or Thom Beers to produce it. $$$Ratings$$$
I guarantee that there is nothing that happens at those games that Ross doesn;t know about or approve. Sure, it probably wasn't his idea but I guarantee he approved it. If he was as uninvolved as you think they could have Al Quaeda appreciation day and ross would be sitting in the owner's box going "what's this? who approved this?"
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Fleecing tax payers and getting government to subsidize real estate development. You see where this is heading.
Maybe we started with a "60 yarder" on purpose to draw attention and get some buzz created about the game.... and then you helped sell it with the funny Twitter page.
#Dolphinshalftimecontests who can devise the quickest and most successful hashtag gets free wifi at Dolphin games for life.
Ridiculous. I'd prefer this organization - can you imagine the hope this has to instill if you are a 49er fan? http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000062155/article/jim-harbaugh-san-francisco-49ers-building-something-special?module=HP11_cp
You guarantee that, huh? I think you are severely overestimating an NFL owner's day to day involvement in all aspects of the team. The head of the marketing department, a pretty high up position, is going to be the one who signs off on it and someone under him is going to be the one who comes up with the idea. Ross is a busy man with lots of different investments to see over, beyond just the Dolphins. He can't be overseeing every little detail like that. That's why he has a head of marketing department to handle things like this.
THe best ones: Referee a thumb wrestle match between Ryan Baker and Ray Feinga. Loser gets cut. Winner gets cut. #DolphinsHalftimeContests #WAARBARF You. Mercury Morris. A knife. 20 yards away is an ounce of cocaine. First one to it wins dinner at Flannigan's. #DolphinsHalftimeContests Ask every Dolphins player in less than a minute, if their mom is a prostitute. #DolphinsHalftimeContests Sit in Joe Philbin's chair. He will appear. Fight him to the death with nunchucks. #DolphinsHalftimeContests Take 25 acorns up your buttcheeks #DolphinsHalftimeContests Hurdle the goalpost crossbar #DolphinsHalftimeContests Ask Jared Odrick if he ever took a shower with Sandusky. If you survive, win free oxygen #DolphinsHalftimeContests
Accvording to Tristan in the finsiders Comment Center, the internal word is that it was a TYPO. It was never meant to be 60. I call b.s. If I hit the wrong key, it's next to the one I'm trying to hit. So if you are trying to hit 4 and it's a typo, it'd be 5, not 60. I think they are covering their arse. Also, proofread promos before sending them out. lol.
This actually makes it worse. I send out an invoice to a client...I proof read it twice. They do a contest, have a press release and have a typo? New hashtag: #DolphinPressReleaseTypos
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