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For Fun, Asked My Wife To Rank the Dolphins Players' Looks

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Bpk, Aug 15, 2012.

  1. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Yes, but change your username to Sir Mix A Lot first.
     
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  2. RickyBobby

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    That's no excuse for herpes.
     
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  3. Bpk

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    I'll take that duty, thanks.
     
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  4. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I think DJ should do one just for Panda. :tongue2: He's earned it, no?
     
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  5. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Personally I'd put Mrs Long on top of Mrs Tannehill. :shifty:
     
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  6. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    depends who sits down
     
  7. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Aren't you a little "tied up" for that? :chuckle:
     
  8. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    do the rannkings include butt shots? quantitative measurements?

    What's the bum equivalent of a 40-time???
     
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  9. Bpk

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    Nah, I gave that up years ago.

    :)
     
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  10. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    IDK, I'm guessing Wake's tush = a 4.21 ???? :lol:
     
  11. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Too bad. That's the kind of thing that really keeps a relationship growing ya know.
     
  12. P h i N s A N i T y

    P h i N s A N i T y My Porpoise in Life

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    Terrible taste. No Offense. Tannehill is a dreamboat. :pointlol: And I always thought.......... that if you put a wig on Vontae................

    Never mind.
     
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  13. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    How about a top ten perverted sex act list?

    Flaming BPK Broiler, lol...
     
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  14. ToddPhin

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    [​IMG]
     
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  15. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    for some reason this thread reminded me of:

    [video=youtube;O2djHEIxPVs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2djHEIxPVs[/video]
     
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  16. Finfangirl

    Finfangirl Season Ticket Holder Luxury Box

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    Matt Moore is so unattractive, it hurts...But she is right on with Reggie Bush. He's right up there with Jason Taylor!
     
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  17. ToddPhin

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    Female opinion does not count in this thread.

























    :couch:
     
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  18. Alex44

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    I think it's just the teeth.
     
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  19. RickyBobby

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    You girls love them eyes
     
  20. Bpk

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    I'm in.
     
  21. RickyBobby

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    Is it me or does Moore just seem like the dumbest SOB you've ever seen?
    He couldnt figure out he was starting with Garrards leg all wrapped up limping in the room.

    Sorta like a Keanu Reeves
     
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  22. Bpk

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    As I look at your gap-toothed avatar pic. lol.
     
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  23. Bpk

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    No so much dmb as a bit spaced out, like he's not really here paying attention. his mind is floating around on a hemp cloud or something.
     
  24. Finfangirl

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    She's also right about Soliai....wow is he U G L Y...Dan carpenter looks like a hillbilly.....i think Hogan is cute too! For the life of me, i cannot understand how lineman have such hot wives and they are always soo tiny, there is no way Jake and his lady ever do missionary....
     
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  25. shouright

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    When I was growing up I lived just down the street from Jeff Dellenbach. His wife was a stick figure.
     
  26. PhinsRDbest

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    Where did she rank Smith, the phantom qb?
     
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  27. ToddPhin

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    You say that like it's a bad thing. :confused2:
     
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  28. unluckyluciano

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    keep telling yourself that ..............
     
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  30. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Seriously laughed my *** off at this.
     
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  31. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    No doubt in my mind Matt smokes tons of weed....I always think that when I see him.
     
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  32. Rocky Raccoon

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    Brandon Fields. 100/100.
     
  33. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Every single one of us looked at Bpk's wife's list and made our own adjustments in our heads. You're a liar if you said otherwise.
     
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  34. Pandarilla

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    have it your way...
     
  35. jboogie

    jboogie The sky is NOT falling!

    I'm just thinking about how bad a girl would have to be for me to rank her less than 5 out of 100?? Jesus, she would have to be the type of woman they have to take a wall out of her house to get her out of bed. Your wife is pretty harsh, lol.
     
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  36. ToddPhin

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    only difference is after a few beers most guys would do the 5/100. :lol:
     
  37. Jaj

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    5 out of a 100. LMAO

    She's going overboard on this. 5 out of a 100 should look like Ron Jeremy. Poor Anthony Fasano. 5 out of a 100. I'm not related to the dude but honestly he's an average looking dude.

    What does she rate dudes around town?
     
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  38. dolfan22

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    Was thinking more Marty Feldman , abi normal ;)

    BTW your wife is a pretty tough grader , though Miami doesn't have a lot of pretty boys, JT and Dan still top the list per msdolfan.
     
  39. jboogie

    jboogie The sky is NOT falling!

    HEY, she bought me those few beers I had that thank her somehow!
     
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  40. ToddPhin

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    Did she buy you those beers about 10 minutes before this post? :shifty:
     

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