Hey Ryan, you're our QB. This is crazy. We got your number....

LOL I was wondering what type of awesome info that page had.

BTW IDK where Chad Johnson is.....but hes open.

 

Apparently his number is already been changed, as per info from a club member.

 

Sure it was changed, Canephins already was stalking him!

 

He broke his foot early in the process, which is why he dropped out of the SR bowl. He didn't really do anything at the combine to my recollections.

I'm not sure I even read about his 40 time at his pro day.

 

Thats what popped out at me too. Damn if true! Not great for a WR, but pretty awesome for your QB haha.

 

I like how the PS eligible box is checked. Like....yeah it's true but let's try and sneak him on and see what happens

BTW what is "The Chamber" sounds like something Sandusky like.

 

It's an S&M club in Hotlanta...or so I've been told

 

I just hope the Dolphin fans who couldn't resist calling him before he changed his number didn't make too much an *** of themselves.

 

The Chamber is Chris Chambers' new facility isn't it?

 

Like I said, it's an S&M bar...

 

And now that song is stuck in my head.

 

Did anyone notice when Odrick was getting jumped on by the players for hitting the QB the comments were (You know that's our starting QB don't you.) and ( Come on man we need him.) The QB he hit was Moore. Several comments on that play by the D referring Moore is the guy right now.

Love this Hard Knocks.

 

I didnt put much stock into it because it was before the depth chart came out and Garrard is the #1.

 

Whatcha know about Cheshire Bridge Road?????

 

Cocaine is a helluva drug...

 

Internet explorer? REALLY? That's the real issue..

 

True just caught my attention I'm not putting all my stock in it.

 

I just love the part of it that says "Logged in as Jeff Ireland." For some reason that cracked me up.

 

Is that 34 on test the wonderlic maybe?

If so. OMGZZZ!!! Smartest evar!

 

yeah, I could see there being 2 fans out there acting exactly like these guys









and picking up the phone and saying something like,
- "uhh, hey there. Is this really.. Ryan. Tannehill?"
- "yes"
- "uuhhhuhuhuh, can we see your wife's boobs?"... "yeah, yeah, can wee see your wife's thingies?"
{click}
- "Hey Butthead, he was kinda rude dont-u-think."

 

His agents office is right down the street from me.

 

At least he closed the "Hoes R Us" tab in his browser before they started taping...

 

Me too actually. I'm imagining him creating an account and trying to pick a user name "BestGM4evr" "ParcellsTreeMyAss2012" then deciding to stick with his name

 

Same reason the guy drafted Pat White in the 2nd and Jerry in the 3rd. Because why not?

 

I know right. it's bad enough Tannehill's number was leaked. It'd be worse if your mom's got out, too. j/k





























probably good for business though, no?

 

Internet Explorer is still the browser of choice in business. Blame ActiveX.

 

had my dying over here with that haha

 

Potential PEMS Usernames for Jeff Ireland:


IBeatThemUp69
LetAHoeKnow72
PimpHand954
AintNoThang4Sho
GodsGiftToFootball
GMODaYerr2012
YourMomma561
YOLOGangsta
GingerNProud
GMSkillzDatKillz
DemMILFS1963

 

Honorable mention:


giNgerPlease

 

How presumptuous. Just because my dad runs Hoes R Us and my mom works for him...



...she manages the database!

 

Did your daddy teach you how to keep your pimp hand strong?

 

Yes, but that is beside the point!

 

Does he cruise around the isles in a chromed-out tricycle with dubs?

 

permission to use letahoeknow72?

 

A segway with spinners. Good guess.