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***Official Greatest Movie Quotes of All-Time***

Discussion in 'TV, Music and Movies' started by CashInFist, May 4, 2012.

  1. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    More Mike and Rat from Fast Times At Ridgemont High:

    [the "five-point plan"]
    Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

    :lol:
     
  2. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    [video=youtube;BHqL7dNujNc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHqL7dNujNc[/video]
     
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  3. Jaydog57

    Jaydog57 Canes/Fins/Magic fan

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    "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." ~ Wooderson, Dazed & Confused
     
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  4. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;l31UUl5SyXk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l31UUl5SyXk[/video]
     
  5. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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  6. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;zj6Vg5Mirg4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj6Vg5Mirg4[/video]
     
  7. Destroyer

    Destroyer There for every play.

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    One shall stand one shall fall
     
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  8. Dolfan66613

    Dolfan66613 Junior Member

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    Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.
     
  9. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Josiah Gordon "Doc" Scurlock: You son of a *****! You're starting to believe what they're writing about you, aren't you? Let me tell you what you really are! You rode a 15 year old boy straight to his grave, and the rest of us straight to hell... straight to hell! William H. Bonney! You are *not* a god!

    [cocks his gun and points it at Billy]

    William H. Bonney: Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?
     
  10. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    William H. Bonney: You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.
     
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  11. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Judge Bristol: ...and there be hanged by the neck till he be dead, dead, dead. Now, do you have anything to say, young man?

    William H. Bonney: Yes I do, your Honor. You can go to hell, hell, hell.
     
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  12. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    William H. Bonney: Hello Bob!

    [Shoots Deputy Sheriff Bob Ollinger with a rifle that has eighteen dimes instead of bullets]

    William H. Bonney: "Goodbye Bob! Best dollar eighty I ever spent.
     
  13. Desides

    Desides Well-Known Member

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    "Puny god."
     
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  14. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    No Roman Maronie quotes. I am Disappoint. Bunch of disappointing somonabatches.
     
  15. Jaydog57

    Jaydog57 Canes/Fins/Magic fan

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    "Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die." ~ Lester Burnham, American Beauty
     
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  16. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    "****ing chuck norris"
     
  17. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
    Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
    Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
     
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  18. DrAstroZoom

    DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    "This means something. It's important."
     
  19. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Scarface

    " I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. "

    "I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice. "

    "You wanna **** with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! "

    "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women"

    "This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big ***** just waiting to get ****ed"

    "You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm. "
     
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  20. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    "When Gotham is in ashes, then you have my permission to die"

    -Bane
     
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  21. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Alright alright.
     
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  22. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    - Rounders

    You could pretty much post any line from that movie.
     
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  23. Mrtree

    Mrtree Juan Huron's agent

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    In the game of life women are the rake.
     
  24. VanDolPhan

    VanDolPhan Club member Club Member

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    Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
    Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
    Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

    [video=youtube;G1IMM5XOwaM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1IMM5XOwaM[/video]

    You can really see where that Avengers comedy comes from ;p
     
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    You know what happens if we dont take that chance!? -what- ......................................Nothin.


    William Wallace
     
  26. MikeHoncho

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    Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves
     
  27. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    - Fight Club
     
  28. Jaydog57

    Jaydog57 Canes/Fins/Magic fan

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    "Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut."~ Jimmy Conway, Goodfellas
     
  29. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    "No.....you can be MY wing man anytime".

    :)
     
  30. Jaydog57

    Jaydog57 Canes/Fins/Magic fan

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    "John-boy, lemme tell you something. You know, them chains ain't medals. You get 'em for making mistakes. And you make a bad enough mistake, and then you gotta deal with the Man. And he is one rough old boy." ~ Cool Hand Luke
     
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  31. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    " Now ya's can't leave"

    -Bronx Tale
     
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    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    "When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. " peter o' toole - ruling class
     
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    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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  36. Jaydog57

    Jaydog57 Canes/Fins/Magic fan

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    "Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like ****, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ***. It just doesn't work." ~ Ferris Bueller
     

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