See, you open up to one person, and then........bam, they post it all over the internet. My reputation is ruined. I'll never be able to show my avatar in public again.
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance wait, wait, its not what you're thinking..... I jizzed on a guy named Liberty Valance. Ok, it was what you were thinking.
I can't tell if you're serious or not but that's the name of his movie too. Either way it was a terrible attempt.
I am married...so I have a few titles I can think of: New Jack City Superbad Tombstone Waiting While you were Sleeping The Negotiator
Oh, don't be such a sissy! I didn't even tell them about the incident when you showed your little "avatar" in public, claimed its name was Yoda and then started to "force choke" it. In Disneyland.
Toy Story Coming to America The Strangers Dantes Peak Journey to the center of the earth Groundhogs day Swingers