I murdered a football player because Im hot and I do what I want! Now the question is: Which football player did I murder? Was it: A) Mark Sanchez B) Tom Brady C) Ryan Fitzpatrick D) All of the above plus the entire Jets roster, save Plaxico cause he shot himself before I could so it, because lets face it, no one likes those dirtbags anyway
I shot a gangster because {help I'm color blind and don't know what shirt he or I was wearing! was he a crip? oh god oh god oh god}