Just for fun, what would you do, for all of us, for Luck?

I would go 1 week without groping my wife. If you knew me, you know had impossible a task that is. Even today, with a double ear infection, I'm still very "active".

 

Anything that won't kill me or put me in jail.
And the put me in jail part is up for discussion.

 

Win as many games as possible then trade the entire draft for him...

 

Then you should have said you'd bribe the Colts because in the end they will be the team with the first pick...

 

I really hope we get Luck mostly for people like this. Every single post or comment he makes revolves around us not getting first pick or luck or anything. I hope we get him just to see how hard you ride him when we do, and kicking yourself for being ignorant and praying for meaningless wins this season just as an "i told you so" because your daddy didnt hug you.. the staff needs the 0-16 kick in the ***, and its obvious. get off your high horse, no one wants "thrown games" on purpose, even the SFL people. Ahhh... pessimism

and as far as your other comment.... "Win as many games as possible then trade the entire draft for him... "? lmfao. what the hell was the point of the wins then? youre right. thats so much better than snagging him first round and having other picks to round out the edges. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr. i'll never understand people like this. its obvious theyve have been into phins games for a few years tops or hopped on penningtons season.

Why are people so against HOPING for a franchise QB when one of the best prospects to EVER PLAY THE GAME is there and we are easily in the money to get him. (THE SEASON IS OVER IF YOU DIDNT NOTICE. ) Bleh. I dont want us to lose, and im still a proud member of #SFL, Contradictory? maybe. a fan whos 100% emotionally torn? definitely.

 

I'd look at my partner when we have sex. She ain't a looker, but she gets the job done

 

Dude STFU!!! You don't have a clue about me and just because you want this team to lose so they can get luck does not mean everyone should be right behind you saying YEAH!!!

Every ****ing post on this forum lately is about how Miami should lose the next game. Well, I'm not on that wagon, and if this team happens to get the first pick in the draft and they draft Andrew Luck, it will be then that I'll be happy. I don't like KARMA and I don't give a **** if anyone does not believe in it. I have the right to say things how I feel, and in no way have I been disrespectful to those on the SFL bandwagon. So once again! STFU and root SFL....

 

I'd have sex with snookie and I'd do it while sober, with no condom.

 

Like that is torture to you. It was meant as something you normally don't want to do.

 

Thats sooo hot.

 

You didn't really read a word I said , you just saw I mentioned sfl, something about losing and how all you're doing is talking down about it in all your posts. Then started massively raging... Lol. I looked through a ton of your posts shooting down sfl so dont lie. I refer back to what I said about your childhood lacking hugs. Once again it has nothing to do with HOPING we don't succeed.. don't be so ignorant and relax.

( notice how when some of us say " we in no way WANT our team to lose and dont support the team tanking at all. It just stings less when we inevitably lose". They perceive it as: " screw the phins screw the players loseloselose idc about this team!!! Herp derp" )

 

I cant take this anymore. Ozzy you gotta do something with that signature. I have no idea what the hell i'm typing or replying to anymore. All I do is scroll up and down more than a few times on your posts I am still fundamentally lost. This signature derails probably 80% of us!

 

You can kiss my *** with those remarks of me being ignorant and apparently it is you that didn't read what I said.

I was sitting right here during the game day thread so save the BS about you not supporting the team tanking! I don't have to refer, and I will continue to talk on the other side of the SFL bandwagon so it is you that should relax. You have not called me out on anything.

I'm right here, and I want nothing to do with sucking for Luck while the season is ongoing. I've yet to percieve a damn thing about how someone who is on the suck for luck bandwagon is someone who is a bad fan that does not care about this team, and if you did as you say(read my previous posts) then you should know this.

I also will continue to state this! The Miami Dolphins have had no luck ever since they drafted Dan Marino. So I CAUTION people who think they will be the worst team in the entire league and receive the rights to draft Andrew Luck, to at least be ready for as let down because if it were not for bad luck this team would have no luck at all....

This is you showing how much you read my about my thoughts of the original posters question. What would you do to get luck. I clearly stated that i would want him by trading an entire draft for him so NO, you will not have any thing hanging over me about it...

now once again, stfu about ME, and continue doing what you do

 

My image files site has been down for over a week. They say they're going to be back by Friday. I'll make it a lot smaller soon...sorry

 

No sir! I don't like it!

 

OK I'll get rid of her...

 

You guys aren't hardcore. I'd cut off my pinky toe, with pliers, and no pain killer.

 

I would go to New Jersey with 5 of the craziest bastards on this board in the heart of Jets country and go to a Dolphins bar and get wasted...this...I...would...do...

 

Use a ShakeWeight in public.

 

I'd give you a HJ while your doing it. In public. With a "V for vendetta" mask on.


And thats it.

 

I will root for every team in the NFL to get 2 wins....cause I will also be ROOTING HARD for Miami to get 1 win this season. No 0-16 for me ever!....ever.....ever....!

If they do go 0-16, I will get over it...but will be bummed for not being able to win 1 game!

 

I have a real hard time believeing we wont win one game. The jets game, at home, Sparanos last game, "win one for the gipper" moment.....the Colts however? They will be 0-16

 

Our best chance sure seems like sneaking one this week vs. KC (coming off big win)....or WAS next week....after that we may need a week 17 miracle as you see it.

If Colts are indeed 0-16 they easily get #1 pick (either Luck or Trade out) as they will secure the SoS% too based on their Div compared to ours.

I definately do not want 0-16 and lose out on SoS%....ouch....that would SUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK for NO Luck!

 

If that happened, god hates us, and I will quit even trying, because the Miami Dolphins will never be relevant again. Ever.

 

Luck cant be the only SB caliber QB in the draft.....I still like Weeden, Tannehill, Barkley or Jones as promise land QBs.

Long way to go to see how it all shakes out. Heck even with Luck, we have to find 52 other complimentary members of the squad. We need several pieces regardless of QB.

 

Yeah I'd be ok with Barkley if we don't get Luck.

 

I raise that ****. I'd go by myself decked out in fins gear.

If I go in with 5 other Fins fans we gonna be goin in to throw down immediately.

I'm sick of the notion that Dolphins fans are "classy" aka "soft." That aint me at all.

 

I'd give birth to a porcupine that was on fire while simultaneously giving Al Sharpton a footrub after a 10 mile march, while the abomination that is Metallica & Lou Reed's "Lu Lu" album plays in the background and videos of the Monday Night Miracle and Mark Gastineau's insipid "sack dance" are played over and over.

 

Have Tim Tebow autograph my Bible.










...to far?

 

Wow, I didn't make it past the first page but DJ I think you successfully created the most homoerotic thread that's ever existed on thephins...and that's not an easy task.

 

Not so fast. Counting all teams on the schedule, Miami's opponents are currently 64-49 and Indy's are 65-54.

 

Yup, but once we get passed all the bye-weeks and take into account full 16 games and full opponents on the sched, it will take a lot to end up with lower S0S%. The percent is key. And Jags are hurting us big time.

Through week 8 they have a slight lead on lower SoS% tiebreaker - especially since they havent had that bye week yet. But long way to go....just doesnt look good. We are better off hoping for Indy to get 2 wins...to Miami's 1 Win

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Everytime Big E posts in a thread it borderlines homoerotic almost immediatley anyways......let alone multiple posts!!

 

Spend a night in the well in Nabo's basement rubbing lotion on my skin.

 

...you'll also have to name that porcupine Rex Belinamath and raise it until the age of 22 or until it finds a job.

 

and you call yourself a fan....wimp!