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We arent cursed, we are blessed

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by PigMuffin, Sep 25, 2011.

  1. PigMuffin

    PigMuffin New Member

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    It really seems the football gods are smiling down on us. Even when there seems to be no reason to lose a game, we find a way. We fumble balls inside the red zone, we miss chip shot FGs, we throw fades to Hartline on the one, we misuse time outs worse than any other team, we go away from what was winning for us(replacing DT with Bush on that second to last drive when DT was running all over them).

    To me this is the football gods saying that they will not allow us to mire in mediocrity. That we will not suffer another 7-9 season. No, fellow fans, the football gods are going to make sure we get the number one pick for Luck, that our Coach will be fired and we will reinvigorate this franchise with Andrew Luck as our franchise QB.

    Ye all mighty football gods did the same thing with the Colts all those years back. They got Manning and the rest is history.

    So celebrate this loss with me dolphin fans for it is one step closer to cleaning house and bringing in our franchise QB.

    It is what the football gods want...........................................At least this is what im going to be telling myself all week to be able to sleep without drinking myself into oblivion


    GO SAN DIEGO
     
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  2. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    AMERICA!
    I piss on the football Gods!
     
  3. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    :lol: Pretty funny.
     
  4. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    You're not really a Dolphins fan. Know how I know? Because you actually think we could get the #1 pick.

    Any REAL Dolphins fan knows we'd find a way to be terrible enough to only get the second or third pick. Close, but not quite ****ty enough to get Lucky.

    :lol:
     
  5. rdhstlr23

    rdhstlr23 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Not winning football games sucks. I don't see how that's smiling down in us.

    Even Peyton Manning went 3-13 his first year. Cam Newton with the two best passing performances of all time was 0-2. We need more than Luck. We need DB's. We need LB's. We need OLineman. We need a TE. We need a HC. We need a lot.
     
  6. rdhstlr23

    rdhstlr23 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    We got in 2008. That year we went 11-5.
     
  7. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    **** the football gods.
     
  8. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    First off, all of these posts of supposed fans cheering for us to LOSE are just plain dumb. How can you call yourself a fan and hope we lose games. That's like having a wife and HOPING she doesn't put out so you can divorce her and get another girlfriend.

    Is our season in trouble? You bet it is...no doubt about it, but I will continue to watch the games on AFN or follow them on NFL.com if they're not being broadcast...I will continue to root for my Dolphins...I will continue to hope they win and I will NEVER be happy they've lost a game, get all excited and giddy that yet another loss means we're one step closer to firing our coaching staff and will never ever hope we get the number one draft pick ever again!!

    Oh, and I'll make a bet with you...I'll bet you we DON'T draft Andrew Luck!!
     
  9. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    And still that franchise QB alluded us. :)
     
  10. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    That's an interesting perspective :lol:
     
  11. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    It's probably a moot point; Seattle is poised to lose 16 games this season, and as unethical as Pete Carroll is, if there's a close game he'll tank it.
     
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  12. electrolyte

    electrolyte New Member

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    Reading this post made me happy. SUCK FOR LUCK 2012!!!!!!!!!

    Our beloved Miami Dolphins will dominate the NFL once again........soon enough. Once we get our legit QB, our offense will skyrocket and score 23+pts every game average......Brandon Marshall will be a stud again......etc.......

    The worst thing that could happen to the Fins is to win 6 or 7 games again.
     
  13. hazed819

    hazed819 Well-Known Member

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    its going to be a painful season.... because even though i know we are going to get sh*t stomped week in and week out i still have to watch my Fins. But i want redemption i want to see Sparano humiliated and fired. I wanna see Luck in a Dolphin Jersey and I wanna see Chucky coaching the Dolphins next year.

    I just hope all this Luck hype is for the best lol! Would really suck if he ends up being a bust too!
     
  14. MikeHoncho

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    We could definitely fail at failing.
     
  15. electrolyte

    electrolyte New Member

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    Cam Newton led his team to a win today. Didn't one of those losses come against the defending champs Packers? The Panthers fans have a lot to look forward to.


    I would like Dolphins fans to feel the same way. Like how we felt in 1983 when this young gunslinger came onto the scene for the Dolphins.
     
  16. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    This.
     
  17. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    They play in the NFC West, which may guarantee at least 4 wins.
     
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  18. MikeHoncho

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    :sidelol:
     
  19. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    KC is twice as dysfunctional as us and look even worse.

    Indy could also find a way. The football gods would certainly kick the rest of us in the nuts and give them Luck after 13 years of Manning.

    We have competition, fellas. :lol:
     
  20. jw3102

    jw3102 season ticket holder

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    Unfortunately you are probably right. The Dolphins will find a way to screw up the chance to draft Luck by winning just enough games to finish with either the second or third pick in the 2012 draft. Of course if Dolphins do get the first draft pick and Ireland is still the GM. He will probably pass on Luck and take a right tackle with the pick.
     
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  21. Jaj

    Jaj Registered

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    No he'll trade down to get a mediocre pass rusher and then we draft a right tackle. Then we have trouble at LG after they cut Incognito and have huge problems trying to cover that.
     
  22. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    O ye of little faith.

    He will be the next Erik Williams! :shifty:
     
  23. jw3102

    jw3102 season ticket holder

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    [QUO
    TE=Jaj;1588540]No he'll trade down to get a mediocre pass rusher and then we draft a right tackle. Then we have trouble at LG after they cut Incognito and have huge problems trying to cover that.[/QUOTE]

    Speaking of drafting a mediocre pass rusher. Where the heck has Odrick been this season? I thought Kimbo stated Odrick was going to be the next great DL for the Dolphins. So far he seems to have made about as many plays in the last three games this season as he did last season when he was on injured reserve for all but one game.
     
  24. gilv13

    gilv13 Well-Known Member

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    Its funny because its true
     
  25. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    So what number did we get Jake Long at?
     
  26. Ozzy

    Ozzy Premium Member Luxury Box

    Except we did not have to suck to land him.
     
  27. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    There are no football gods or they would strike down every ****bird who roots for their team to loose for a better pick.
     
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  28. Vengeful Odin

    Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    I don't know about being blessed.

    In Miami I see a team and a franchise that has lost it's way, at this point nearly completely. We have Jeckyll and Hyde at QB, a Fist Pumpin' Field Goal Lovin' Head Coach, and a GM who is more interested about the vocations of prospects mothers than a quality FS or reliable second TE.

    I see a New York Jets team that stumbled today, but has been to back-to-back AFC Championship games.

    I see an always-scary New England Patriots team that has started even stronger than before. Brady looks to be playing the best football of his career.

    But most maddeningly of all, I see the Buffalo Bills - yes those Bills, the ones we all said were going to Cananda - buying into a system, rallying around Ryan Fitzpatrick, and are playing lights outs.

    The Buffalo Bills are undefeated. My god the Bills are 3-0.
     
  29. Jaj

    Jaj Registered

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    They're not more talented than we are. It's just an issue of attitude and putting good players in.

    Be honest with yourself how much has Colombo cost Miami? Why is John Jerry starting?
     
  30. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    I agree with you on Colombo, but Jerry isn't starting. Carey got hurt and Jerry replaced him.
     
  31. Ophinerated

    Ophinerated Preposterous!

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    One down, three to go.
     
  32. Phyl

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    People are sick of mediocrity. I'll suffer a 1-15 season if it means we land a franchise QB that leads us to a Superbowl. A handful of 7-9 seasons mean what exactly?
     
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  33. Jaj

    Jaj Registered

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    Excuse me backing up Carey. By the way how is Carey doing?
     
  34. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    Suffer a 1-15 season yes. Root for losses no. Its 1 step away from wishing a player injury so that a backup, FA or college player is drafted to start.
     
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  35. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Best post I have read here in quite a while.
     
  36. PigMuffin

    PigMuffin New Member

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    Like I said weeks ago. :D
     
  37. DolfanTom

    DolfanTom Livin' and Dyin' w/ Ryan!

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    Seriously, devine intervention today! For Tebow to win, AND for us to lose! God I hate losing, but the pain just might be worth it!
     
  38. pumpdogs

    pumpdogs Well-Known Member

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    Huh,didnt know you could lose 16 games when you are already 2-4.Guess i need to go back to school and retake math
     
  39. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    He made the comment before Seattle's first win.


    But feel free to go back to school for no reason.
     
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  40. pumpdogs

    pumpdogs Well-Known Member

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    My bad thought it was a new post.
     

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