cue music- When he was born, the doctors planned a Cesarian, Daniel thought "F that" and powered his way to freedom. He refuses to use pepper unless it is freshly ground.
I'm guessing this is about Daniel Thomas though im a little confused, haha... After watching him run over defenders, The Juggernaut told Thomas "Your the Juggernaut, *****"
After attending the rookie symposium and hearing lectures about fair play, Daniel decided to give the opposition a fair chance by deciding to fall upon receiving initial contact.
Thomas originally came to Kansas to work as a snow plow he only took up football because he needed something to do during the rest of the yr.
The country of of Sierra Leone hired him to speed up diamond production by squeezing coal.............................................. between his toes......
He once shot a rainbow out his arse while breaking 11 tackles simultaneously.... and it pierced Panda's left ventricle 600 hundred miles away.
Thomas's agent will ask for, and receive, a contract with bonuses for both Qb play and Rb play, Thomas will simply hand the ball off to himself all season, no Qb needed.
Thomas once hunted and killed an entire herd of water buffalos by running them over on OT dives, he loves his Olinemen so much he then BBQ'd the entire herd to feed them.
