Edmond Gates - The most fastest man in the world

He's so fast he ran back a kickoff for a touchdown before it was even kicked off!

 

He's faster than Britney Spears breaking out of rehab!

 

Graphic. Ouch.

 

You're an out there guy lol

 

I hope he can catch the ball in the NFL and not join the Ted Ginn Speedy McBrickhands Club. We'll see in September.

 

he's so fast, no girl ever wants to sleep with him twice

 

Hes already in the hall of fame, we just don't know it yet.

Coaches have to force him to stop at the twenty yard line and wait for the field goal unit.

The NFL had to put a ref in a jet pack for kick off, breaking the sound barrier inside the stadium is now unsportsmanlike conduct.

His reported 40 time was tied for fastest at the combine. His real 40 time is classified.

Roses speed up to smell him.

 

Not to spoil the fun, but on a more serious note, he runs the 40 at the speed that Ginn was supposed to. If he can catch and isn't afraid of contact, he could be what Cam had in mind when he drafted Ginn. Right idea, wrong family.

 

Gus Johnson once referred to Gates's talent as "getting-away-from-the-USS-Enterprise-at-warp-speed Speed"

 

Gates beat Chris Johnson in a race, while moonwalking
In college, when he said "i'm running to Starbucks, be back in 5 minutes"... he ran to Seattle
Gates speed is measured in Gigawatts, and he often finds himself in 1985 after a short jog

 

I'm sorry to correct you but... I think you meant to say:

Jiggawatts!!!!

 

Everyone says Edmond Gates has got fast feet.....

Rex Ryan cant wait to watch him run down the sideline!!!

 

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Q: Know what that is? ^^^^^


A: The view from second place in a race with Gates.

 

Google is releasing a new web browser after Edmond Gates complained about Chrome being too slow.

 

Gates is so fast he has to be timed in the 40 by CERN.

 

I've watched his combine tape 5 times, I swear he had an injury he was hiding, it looks like it when he finishes a route or just when he's slowing himself down, but a 4.3, 40 inch vert, and a 10 foot broad jump is just outrageous to think he had one...but if he did, sheeeeee#

 

Edmond Gates is the only man to reach 4G speed without use of a digital or electronic device.

 

It has been said that having Edmund Gates deliver your mail is much faster than email.

 

Gates is so fast, he:

 

lol..Funny fin D

 

Edmond Gates is the only person fast enough to dodge a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

 

Upon first meeting him, people think Gates is mute since he travels faster than the speed of his own voice.

Gates won a medal of honor by reinserting a pin in mid-air to an erroneously thrown grenade.

Gates once worked at a circus and was shot out of a cannon... that resulted in his slowest recorded 40 time.

 

While playing baseball,he stole second,third, AND home.........on the same pitch.

 

The main character of Eyeshield 21 is based on Edmond Gates. The makers of the manga/anime had to change the character's position to running back to avoid copyright infringement.

Whenever Quicksilver acts up, Cyclops of the X-Men calls up Edmond Gates to handle him.

Santa's reindeer have been out of work since Old St. Nick hired Edmond Gates.

Edmond Gates is said to be the embodiment of Bruce Lee's fists.

 

Gates doesn't sleep walk, he sleep sprints

During a routine drug test, it was discovered Gates urinates rocket fuel

Gates can eat two pieces of bread in under 1 minute

 

Ok muhammed ali :P

 

Edmond Gates took a drug test and tested positive for speed... without submitting his urine sample

Edmond Gates can catch Bo Jackson in Techmo Super Bowl

 

Just the other day, Edmund Gates read Pandarillas NASA article thread about space and time... he said nothing; he merely chuckled silently to himself.