ThePHINS Survivor 2 - Path to the Draft

I dont care which team I'll be on. So pick whoever you'd like. The team that picks me is going to win.

Notable Skills:
Pretty good at Madden.
I can make cool sigs.
Ive got a pretty sweet spin fade away shot.
I make really good snacks.
My favorite activity is winning.

 

Notable skills:
Notable at being average at many, many things.
I'm not Gish.

 

Notable skills:
2010 thePHINS Survivor Winner.
I got Meatwad on my side.

That is all.

 

Count on me for trivia, creativity and overall gaming skills.

 

I bring nothing to the table.














Nothing but excellence.....


















and I'm old enough to buy beer.

 

uh lets see I'm essentially god at anagrams
i make my own beerz
i can't really photoshop worth a damn
i'll put in effort to win challenges but likely will be too lazy to form alliances to backstab you, so, win/win
dender sucks

 

Jack of all Trades, Master of None
Expert at Worthless Knowledge
Pretty good imagination
Friends with an actual Survivor contestant
Not much else...

 

I think Trowa and Skeet both know what I bring to the table. Simply put, I'll make it happen and am untouchable in the arcade.

 

Well let's see.... I'm from the ... that means two things: I don't lose and I've got swag.

I'm a first year survivor, so I'm not 100% on what to expect, but after having gone over last year's challenges, it's nothing I'll have trouble with.

I have a broad and extensive knowledge of pretty much everything from all sports nationwide to politics to history to pop-culture.

I've taken upper-division science classes, math that looks like chinese and... chinese...

So I guess, if I had to pick, knowledge would be my forte and seeing that this is an online competition.... well that makes me your MVP.

But hey, don't get me wrong. If we played football in real life (or even madden), I'd still come out on top. I'm that good. Who here would be able to cover a 6'3 redzone terror? Anyone? Didn't think so.

As a whole, I don't stray from mold.

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God, getting into my character is fun!
It's all true though

 

I have Tiger Blood

 

I cannot figure out how to fist pump this more than once, but I can only pray that we will be on the same team. Winning.

 

I forgot to mention that my perfect mixture of humility and arrogance makes for the perfect survivor competitor. As the great master splinter once told me, dont eat pizza before you drink toxic waste. I'm not sure what it means, but Ive never done that and it has served me very well.

 

The first reason why I'm so freaking awesome is my humility. No one can out humble me I'm the best there ever was at it and while I don't have tigers blood I do posses Adonis d.n.a. I haven't learned the craft of brewing beer (yet) but I have found an effective and affordable way to turn it to pee. I'm good at puzzles especially mazes and identifying random people and objects (crushed the challenges where a random object had to be identified as well as pictures of random people and the mazes) Can do some simple photo shopping but I do have illustration skills (check path to draft from the first season for some examples) I am an active player and I already feel bad for the team that doesn't draft me (F U for not picking me, what you think your better than me? well your not) <-- Preemptive Also I've got a lil' secret. It's called sex panther and 90% of the time it works every time!!!

 

What I bring to the table:
Made it the final 3 last year, and plan to do the same this year.
Pretty good at alot of things, I have alot of useless information in my brain. Perfect for a game like this.
Good strategically.
I have no life so I'll be dedicated.

 

Sorry guys, I'm taking Sick #1 overall just for the sheer irony of it all.

 

I am not going to lie I expect a lot out of my team. I work hard and I expect my team to do the same. This is a game and we all understand if you have something to do /or somewhere to go but hard work will keep you in this game. When push comes to shove we will keep people who help the team the most (or at least I hope that's what we do lol)


If anyone does /or does not want to be on my team for whatever reason just pm me and let me know.

 

Skeet nailed it right on the head. Just because I'm team captain doesn't mean I think I'm better than anyone, but I expect the people on my team to work hard. Me and Skeet were on the same team last year and I know how hard we worked together. That means my team is going to have to work just as hard if not harder this year. In the end, it's a game and we don't need to lose sight of that, but if you're in it, I hope you're in it to win it.

 

I wanna be drafted by you just because you rhymed like 80% of that post. I like that the most! Im gunna go make some toast.....

 

I plan on winning this whole thing. Be more than happy to drag a couple of you to the end with me. /cockiness

 

That is the smart money bet.

 

Guys I hate to do this to you last minute like this but personal issues came up that I have to deal with which will keep me away and not available. Sorry

 

I am woman hear me roar! I have both a medical and sports background. I have a large collection of useless knowledge just waiting to be less useless. I can google like the wind. The intranets are my friend and lets face it fellas, im the wild card here. Im also good at working hard or hardly working, whichever strategy works best to get the job done im down for. Im SUPER Competitive....I fricken HATE losing!





Ok dont make me beg.... Pick me Pick me!

 

Hey guys, I'm back for another year and I am in a better place in my life that I can spend more time on it than I did last year. Overall, I bring creativity and common sense to the table, and I like to think I'm pretty even keeled throughout. I've got some strong football knowledge and am looking forward to another year of fun. Oh yea, I enjoy pina coladas and long walks on the beach...even if their deserted.

 

Pick me and i promise to free the slaves. What slaves, you ask? Defy me again and youll find out!

 

Notable Skills:
I am hungry
I am tired
I have a test tomorrow
I enjoy surviving
I like graphic design
I miss Ted Ginn Jr.
If there is a draft challenge, I will have a lot of fun playing it and probably have between below-average and above-average performance in it

 

I have Tiger Blood, like previously stated, and I will donate a pint to each of my teammates and 2 pints to my captain.

































maybe.

 

And here I thought pissing you off by having you on my team would be my only reward. Your draft stock keeps going up my friend.

 

A lot of very good talent in this draft pool. It looks like we all might be winners

 

That's loser talk. Loser.

 

condoms?

 

Unless your dad wins that 25 years in the past, I don't think that's a great prize.

 

I'd like to be on gish's team so I can vote him off first for stealing Peyton from me.

 

That works. As soon as the first challenge is over Gish's skill will have outlived their usefulness.