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Dear Henne Fans

Discussion in 'SoapBox - Rants forum' started by cubanogrande2001, Dec 27, 2010.

  1. cubanogrande2001

    cubanogrande2001 New Member

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    Dear Henne fans,

    This message brought to you by the FAH FOUNDATION, aka , Fans Against Henne Foundation, where a QB is a terrible job to waste!)

    And also the by the letter Q..........no reason...just like the letter Q

    Sometimes I wonder if you are just being supportive. Are you just being a fan?? Maybe you just feel sorry for the guy! :no:Are you sitting at home with your Henne number #7 jersey and coffee mug looking over game film in the dark? You cant be that blind………CAN YOU?

    SO…it wasn’t bad enough that we missed the playoffs again this year. Your train of thought leads you to the conclusion that we should waste next season, too? So…..the Browns game, the 50 yd game vs NY , and the INT against Detroit…what was all that? Just growing pains…huh?

    Wouldn’t it be best to be a bit more realistic? Maybe support the whole team instead of one guy?

    I didn’t think I could get more frustrated until I started to read these blogs. We know the staff and players are the problem…..but maybe we should throw some fans in there, too!!

    I want to plant an IMAGINARY situation…………just pretend………..

    You are driving home from work and you switch on your favorite sports station. Grant it, it is the middle of the off season and free agency is in full swing. Suddenly, the radio host says the Fins have signed a free agent QB. Lets not compare or even call him Hennnnn- no!!! Don’t say it!! Lets call the guy Sammy Sasquatch or Peter Hot Pants.

    Now you know that the radio guy wants to create a buzz….and maybe even promote the acquisition. So he will try to boost the positives and down play the negatives.

    So maybe he will say something like…… Sammy is a 2-3 yr pro. And he did start some games last year. He struggled "a bit" throwing 15 INTS, 4 of which were returned for TDs.

    By this time, you are getting nervous. Your face is more red than a chili pepper!!! You start to wonder WHY the Fins signed such a guy…..but you really get MAD when you find out the Fins plan to make him the starter!! You yell out tons of bad swear words I will not even repeat, in total disgust! :pity:

    But the guy tries to downplay everything, using words like POTENTIAL and UP SIDE. And the guy even mentions a play or two where he ACTUALLY did something right, and maybe he manages to settle you down to the point where you may even consider supporting the guy! Soooo…………

    Are you ready to go out and endorse Sasquatch? You going out to buy tickets and a jersey and hat? Maybe you log on to this site and promote Peter Hot Pants as the NEW SAVIOR of the Fins?

    Well, maybe you would , but the rest of us realistic fans, who are not legally blind…. would not support a guy with those numbers and credentials. And don’t fool yourself cuz you wouldn’t either....at least i hope not. You would call the station and criticize the move. But in the real world, you still endorse Henne who has set us back yet another year….and you fight with the rest of us and defend him, because he has already had that kind of career??

    I’m sure Henne is a nice guy. Like-able! Im sure he signs autographs after practice and gives donations to charity………….. but is Henne the guy you REALLY WANT lining up next year at center……….? Really?? HONESTLY??? Are you going to call the radio station s and mock the Jets fans, saying :up:HEY AT LEAST WE HAVE CHAD HENNE!!!! Me neither.

    In the words of Lions QB, Shaun Hill, DON’T YOU WISH YOUR QB WAS HOT LIKE ME……DON’T YOU?
     
  2. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    Find a new HC and then worry about what we're gonna do at QB..... that and add some colors and change fonts a lot..........then you'll be even cooler.
     
  3. MarinePhinFan

    MarinePhinFan Banned

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    Unread^^^
     
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