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Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by PondScumEsq, Dec 6, 2010.

  1. PondScumEsq

    PondScumEsq New Member

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    I'll try this once more since it appears I am no longer able to post under PondScum. I suppose stating that risks the same thing happening again. One goof post though? You people are quick to drop the ban hammer.

    I think it was discrimination based on my avatar.
     
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  2. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    For the mods. PondScum is a good dude. A saints fan...but nonetheless a good dude. I will vouche for him.
     
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  3. PondScumEsq

    PondScumEsq New Member

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    LoL.

    You just put your reputation on the line for a guy with a rainbow/unicorn avatar.
     
  4. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I've done worse. Just ask...well...anyone
     
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  5. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    pagan wanted to welcome you personally but he's busy ordering leather pants on ebay
     
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  6. finsincebirth

    finsincebirth Well-Known Member

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    I'm surprised you were able to put the cheeseburger down long enough to post again.
     
  7. CrunchTime

    CrunchTime Administrator Retired Administrator

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    Welcome to the site .We are plagued with spammers and your original intro and user name and info in your profile was probably meant to be in jest but it made you look like one .
     
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  8. PondScumEsq

    PondScumEsq New Member

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    For some reason you think I haven't yet perfected simultaneously typing and eating.
     
  9. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    I need some social service, where can I find some??
     
  10. jupiterfin

    jupiterfin Mild Irritant

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    Are you what Saban referred to as a "coon ***"?
     
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  11. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Well, he DOES think the Ravens are in the NFC. So if you banned him...it would be just.
     
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  12. PondScumEsq

    PondScumEsq New Member

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    damn you.
     
  13. PondScumEsq

    PondScumEsq New Member

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    i cut off off people's social services. i work in the enforcement wing of it. you don't want to comply, well have fun with no medical benefits.
     
  14. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    PS,

    What division do the Saints play in?? Quick QUICK!!!
     
  15. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Wait I didnt know that, I thought you doled them out....so fraud unit?? Your taking people bene's away from them in the ward?? Wear a bullet proof?
     
  16. PondScumEsq

    PondScumEsq New Member

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    nfc south.

    and i work for child support enforcement. we're the bastard step-children of social services (we are a division of social services). we're in the same building as the food stamp/welfare people, and they won't even call us downstairs if someone we are looking for shows up.

    if people are noncompliant, we cut off their "benefits," aka handouts.

    and i do a lot of it. i have pregnant women calling me up all the time screaming about how i cut off their medicaid.

    well 2 solutions:

    1. don't get knocked up if you can't afford it
    2. if you expect the government to pay for you, have the decency to come into the office when they request it.
     
  17. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    you get to go after deadbeat dads....? I always wanted to do that,...
     
  18. PondScumEsq

    PondScumEsq New Member

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    Not as fun as it sounds. You can't get money out of criminals and derelicts. Most of the time when you serve them with papers they just have a blank expression on their faces because they have no idea what it even means.
     
  19. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    yeah then if they dont show up they get body attachments issued no?
     
  20. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I would like to congratulate pond scum for being the first bot to have sam vouch for it.
     
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  21. PondScumEsq

    PondScumEsq New Member

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    failure to pay child support is a misdemeanor charge, and they only issue it way down the line after we have a judgment and they are in some extraordinarily large amount of arrears. so in order to get an attachment we need to have already served them papers, which is requisite to getting a court order when they are uncooperative, and they need to have failed to pay on that judgment for a lengthy time. the entire process is slow and ineffective.
     
  22. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    yeah that blows, they bring your *** in around here if you dont pay child support, u get held w/o bail....all that
     
  23. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Dear pondscum esq,
    I have fifty kids, with fifty different women. Will naw leans extradite me for back child support?

    Signed,
    Antonio Cromartie
     
  24. PondScumEsq

    PondScumEsq New Member

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    no, because there aren't 15 women in the world who would have you, so we would assume we had the wrong person.
     
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  25. PondScumEsq

    PondScumEsq New Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  26. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Have we met before? :pity:

    Welcome back!
     
  27. PondScumEsq

    PondScumEsq New Member

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    So what's with the scornful emoticon?
     
  28. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    It's pity. Because I do know you from somewhere.

    It's the where that is pitiful. :tongue2:
     
  29. PondScumEsq

    PondScumEsq New Member

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    I don't believe we have met.
     
  30. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    The infection spreads...
     
  31. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    :confused2:
     
  32. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Well, not IRL. I have "met" you and your "carnie" hands somewhere, though, Mr. Internet Tough Guy. lol
     
  33. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Get a damn room

    Claypool and rainbow unicorn guy :lol:
     
  34. PondScumEsq

    PondScumEsq New Member

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    I will give you that I am fat, but I do not have little hands like some carnival freak, and I most certainly do not smell like cheese.
     

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