I am drinking it tonight, I was holding it for a playoff win but it seems beer goes bad way before that will happen.
And it isn't lame to take the time to think of this idea, then literally put it on paper and what, tape it to a bottle of beer? C'mon
Yes, it is lame to have fun, like every person who prints a t-shirt, makes a sign for a game or comments after a game with a catchy phrase, but then the "Don't get laid much do you?" crowd comes in to let us know that we are completely inferior to the studs who are getting laid every moment of every day like yourself. God I wish I were you (see sarcasm).