The theory that Miami Dolphins create a revulsion in it's fans the closer it's QB resembles a human being... Oh yeah... YouTube - South Park - Whale Whores - **** you whale and dolphin
I'm just updating my hipster doofus euphemisms..(Thank God my son is cooler than I am). I'm not stoned (but if you have any please send to PO Box 2..Wait!) I'm just saying he was perfect until Hartline fell and the pass was picked. We all love him when he's an obvious robot, but sheesh! kid makes a couple human throws and the fanbase can't stand him... Bottom line is he's a robot, and the more he looks like he's human out on the field the more we hate him (exponentially). here...