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Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by SICK, Oct 4, 2010.

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  1. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    no not game balls.

    **** balls. These are given out to the **** players of the game.....

    1) Karlos Dansby - Hey karlos, heres alot of money. show up against the vikings. thanks! Now this game....this game is big against the jets....please show up....ehhh ok not bad.....but we'll move on. even bigger game this time bro! Patriots are in town, we just lost a big game last week against the jets. We need this one...........wait karlos......thats danny woodhead.......ya i know hes 5'7.....but hes on the patriots......dude KARLOS!!!! He just scored a td on you!!!!! Dude!!!

    2) Chad Henne - Hey bro! Good game last week. actually.....GREAT GAME! you torched the jets defense. you know they were #1 last year? ya man. good work. 363 yards......man thats like marino numbers. Well good news.....the next game....the patriots? they have the #27th ranked defense out of 32.....HAHAHAHAHAHA i know right? they suck bad! you will murder them......little advice bro, throw it at rob ninkovich............he sucks....................................................................................****

    3) every single person on special teams - Hey dan carpenter!!! Cool hair bro....ya i like it.....do me a favor and kick this ball through tho goal posts....well if anything, just kick it far down the fiel..............****

    Hey brandon fieldsssssss sup dude? hows it going? hey man, gunna need to to punt the ba...........................****

    Hey kickoff team....whats up guys? some badass dudes here. big muscles. big necks. real fast........i got a easy mission for you today....ok, dan "long locks" carps, ya i call him Carps.....he is gunna kick the ball 3 yards deep into the endzone, do me a favor just tackle to dude with the bal.......................................****


    4) John Bonamego -
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    ****
     
  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I saw the title and was like WTF?
     
  3. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I wish people didn't post drunk.
     
  4. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    [​IMG]

    Yes!..Yesss! Let the ineptitude flow!...
     
  5. SICK

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    eh im sober. this is a tongue and cheek post to counter the sky is falling threads exploding.
     
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  6. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    I have to admit, the fail pic was pretty damn funny.
     
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  7. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    we got out of the run game again Sick
     
  8. Merauder

    Merauder Perseverance

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    I just threw up all over my computer screen.
     
  9. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    :sidelol:
     
  10. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    ya man. its ridiculous.

    but hoenstly, the special teams was a disaster. it ruined momentum, mojo, whatever you wanna call it.

    tonight was a blood bath, and sadly it could have a trickle down effect on the rest of the team.....all starting because of our inept ST unit
     
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  11. muscle979

    muscle979 Season Ticket Holder

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    I don't know how much more of this I can take. I've been following these guys loyally win or lose since 90 or so but I don't know if I can take another failed coaching staff.
     
  12. Fishweiser

    Fishweiser New Member

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    wait,....the sky hasnt fallen??
     
  13. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    eh no. i was real pissed earlier.....but its a game. my son is still gunna wake up and need me tomorrow. my wife still wants me to go to bed with her. life is not over. just another **** game for the dolphins. ill live.

    we all will.
     
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  14. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    You know... If the Special Teams had actually shown up tonight, it would have been a good game. We held Moss without a reception for the first time in 52 games with the Patriots.

    Something has to be done about Bonamego... :pity:
     
  15. SICK

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    for realz tho....the game balls

    -bess
    -vontae
    -wake
    -ricky
    -marshall
    -fasano
     
  16. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Early on we were playing our game.
    Not funny really
    After the Rick run we went to a silly pass play
    Be balanced
     
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  17. phinnhedd

    phinnhedd Reality.

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    My game ball(s) goes to Rob Ninkovich. Ex-Miami Dolphin.
     
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  18. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Hard to get on Dansby there. Woodhead ran a 4.33. He's supposed to win that matchup.
     
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  19. SICK

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    at one point espn showed a thing on tv 6 passes 1 rush. i was like WTF
     
  20. SICK

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    if you watch the replay, they had a camera zoomed out, dansby is on him man to man....and hes watching brady.......letting woodhead run right by him....it was a bad play.
     
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  21. Coral Reefer

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    Special teams is a great barometer to measure the effectiveness of an overall coaching staff as well.

    It's basic football.
    Teaching assignments, keeping to your responsibilities, tackling skills, hustle, etc.

    If you have bad special teams play consistently it hints at a much greater problem IMO.
     
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  22. SICK

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    some of the best coaches of all time work on special teams as much, if not more than offense/defense.....why? you have 2 teams evenly matched like you have tonight. who wins? the team with better ST play.

    who won? exactly.
     
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  23. Coral Reefer

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    Yeah and then on a 3rd and 6 they then trot in the Wildcat formation to run.
    :lol:

    Some really mindboggling things go through Hennings mind at times.
     
  24. phinnhedd

    phinnhedd Reality.

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    sobering bull****
     
  25. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Steve Young is right..... run the damn football
    I have said it all along.
    We get away from that too too much
     
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  26. SICK

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    ya we have both been tooting that horn for weeks now (and others) i like what henne does. but i want him throwin 185 yards and us winning. pounds the rock!
     
  27. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    been saying the same but everyone wants the colts offense. he's not yet ready to be the mad bomber
     
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  28. Anonymous

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    We can win with Henne throwing it.
     
  29. Coral Reefer

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    I don't agree with you.

    You keep saying that in threads but that is not what people were calling for the first 2 games. We were ultra conservative in those games. We need balance.

    As you can see this offense (Henning) dosen't know what he wants to do.
    One week were running 70% of the time and the next he's calling passes 70% of the time. I'm telling you the guy is a little twisted.
     
  30. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Equals no identity on Offense unfortunately
     
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  31. DolfanJake

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    why do these guys always come back to haunt us ? what is it that our coaches don't see that others do ?
     
  32. FinsAreLife

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    We screw ourselves over offensively from the start of the game and put ourselves in a bad spot. I dont know how to put it except we were outcoached. We have the talent this year to win that game. The coaching was not there.
     
  33. SICK

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    yup, week 4 is gone. going into the bye week.....i have no idea what type of offense we have.
     
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  34. Dolphins1Beatles

    Dolphins1Beatles Ziggy Stardust

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    I would give Game Balls to Davone Bess, Cameron Wake and Ricky Williams though. They are the only players who came to play. Maybe Fasano and Vontae.

    But, is it possible to give the Special Teams a flu virus? How about just Bonamego? He better be fired by tomorrow, they need to change SOMETHING on Special Teams and it starts with the coordinator.
     
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  35. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    dude it is falling...they suck.....they just got f*cking whitewashed on primetime again....simple..they dont have a QB, they dont have any ST, they dont have any RB's.....they have a top 5 WR in the league that they cant figure out how to utilize against a very bad pass defense....

    oh and wow TE catches some passes for a 10+ avg...who would have thunk it..?
     
  36. Conuficus

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    Well away from here
    Talent?

    I mean come on, that was ripe for that comeback.
     
  37. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    they got crushed, nobody gets a godamn ball.....they should run practice instead...
     
  38. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    its called situational playcalling. there are games you have to pass because your running game is taken away and vice versa. when we are forced to pass we run these risks. that is why when our defense is dominating a team and the running game is getting us field position we dont need to pass and frankly shouldnt. run out the clock and play field position. when we are behind like today you have no choice or like against the jets who sold out to stop the run. then we have to put it in his hands and hope he plays safe. but doing that opens us up to these types of nights. henne didnt lose the game for us today, that was entirely the sp tms but this is what happens to 2nd yr QBs. they see things they never saw as rookies and thats why you get sophmore slumps. its better to play conservative while you can and only air it out when its necessary. cuts down on the risk of having games like tonights
     
  39. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    You attack there we were moving the football
    that was clown shoes :up:
     
  40. Pandarilla

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    Monday Night Massacre
     
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