Jets' Ryan to write book

Eating for 2: The Rex Ryan Story.

 

The Great Fatsby - R. Ryan

 

Can't wait not to buy/read it.

 

Is it a cookbook?

 

I'll buy it if its X's and O's.

 

100 Uses for Your Excess Lard

by Rex Ryan

 

Did you search on "Books about fat people" in Amazon too? Here's another one. (Please excuse my awful "photoshop" (microsoft paint)skills) -

 

How To Find The Best Local Buffets by Rex Ryan

 

Thick thighs in thirty days-Ryan

 

Mediocrity: The Apple doesnt fall far from the Tree.

 

Each page will have a different scent; spaghetti, gumbo, steak tar tar etc.

 

Dear Haiti, I'm Sorry

By Rex Ryan

 

Spaghetti Os?

 

I hope they go 7-9, flame out spectacularly and he gets his fat *** fired before it's published.

 

hahahaha!!! love this thread!!

 

Jabba - The Untold Story by R Ryan.

 

Is it supposed to compete with this?

 

Rex Ryan: I Can't Believe I Ate the Whole Thing

Bonus points for someone who catches the reference.

 

The Gospel of Carbohydrates

 

365 Things You Didn't Know You could Eat

 

Time-Management 101: 40 Things you can get done while waiting in line at Church's; 5th Edition

 

Balance: What the Government doesn't want you to know about the Food Pyramid

 

It's Okay: How Crying Can Boost Your Self-Esteem

 

"Three chins and still growing"

 

:The role of Daisy Buchanan will be played by a giant donut.

 

"My Left Stomach"

 

No,.....the one further left, there is still some room before you get to the side of me.

 

Rex Ryan - "Pigs Can Fly....How I made it on Commercial Flights and lived to tell about it."