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A BRIT's view of Europe.

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  1. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Got this in an email, hope you like it because I did.


    The English are feeling the pinch in
    relation to recent kidnapping of Navy personnel and terrorist threats from
    Iran, and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
    Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or
    even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz
    in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists themselves have been
    re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the
    British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire
    of 1666.
    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has
    raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher
    levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was
    precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory,
    effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
    It's not only the English and French that are on a
    heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout
    Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels
    remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
    The Germans also increased their alert state from
    "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They
    also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual,
    and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines
    ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the
    new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
     
  2. baboo72

    baboo72 Bleeding aqua & orange

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    This is a Englishman's view of the rest of the world..

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    :up:
     
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  3. texanphinatic

    texanphinatic Senior Member

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    Lol that was a good laugh, and so true! :lol:
     
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  4. baboo72

    baboo72 Bleeding aqua & orange

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    I'm slightly peeved with your reply...

    :wink2:
     
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