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"The cow seduced me!"

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Phinperor, Jun 14, 2010.

  1. Phinperor

    Phinperor formerly In_Flames Luxury Box

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    .........
     
  2. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    ROFL @ the phrasing


    ..."Sweet love"... lol

    Surprised it wasn't one of those California cows :shifty:

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  3. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I saw the thread title, and all I could think was, "You too?!?!?!?!"
     
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  4. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    I had a couple hit on me in India...
     
  5. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    Buggery, FTW
     
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  6. Dolphin1184

    Dolphin1184 Member

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    Happy cows make great cheese.
     
  7. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Guys, Guys, Lucky's cousin from India posts on his twitter account (long story, although Nabo met him during his New Delhi travels), anyway, he posts that he was so hard up while walking past this pasture he gets this idea in his head of doing the wild thing with a cow.

    Sadly some old dude catches him in the act.....he makes up a story about being "seduced"...anyway, the best part; he gets a free Shower, and all he has to do as penance is pay up five "yacka-yacka's" and gets all the hamburgers he can eat since they killed the cow.

    Can you blame them, who would want the cow after a cousin of Lucky's became a Man from it??

    .......

    Oh, crap you already heard (hahaha herd)....nevermind.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZU-owLWV3Q&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube- Cow slips on ice[/ame]
     
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  8. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    So the Judge asked him:

    "Did you stick the cow's hooves inside your waiters"?

    "Yes sir"

    "Did the cow crap all over you"

    "Yes sir"

    "They will do that to you every time son"..

    Only in Spanish, it sounds much much nicer..
     
  9. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Oh that crazy Nabo.
     
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  10. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    Sure, why not kill the cow for just standing there.
     
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  11. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Exactly, help end global warming.
     
  12. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    Sure, blame the victim. :rolleyes:
     
  13. ascii

    ascii People Watcher

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    Wonder if wives across America will relate to this cow...
     
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  14. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Hey, now... Be nice.

    The cow wasn't shaved and tied up in a basement. :pointlol:
     
  15. TJamesW_Phinfan

    TJamesW_Phinfan New Member

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    Like there are any of us that have not fallen to the seductive prowess of a barn yard animal...or many...
     
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  16. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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  17. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    smart cow. thats one way of staying out of the slaughterhouse
     
  18. TokyoFishFan

    TokyoFishFan New Member

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    Burgers for everyone!
     
  19. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    Apparently not
     
  20. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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  21. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    Another pic of the kid a week earlier.

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  22. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Just goes to show you, no matter what race you are, theres always some type of redneck thats your same race.
     
  23. TheMageGandalf

    TheMageGandalf Senior Member

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    Poor cow man.

    Was problably just standing around eatin' some grass and suddenly this fool comes around and pokes it.

    Now its dead thanks to that fool that will problably now start doing it to chickens or goats or whatever.
     
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