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Picture of Sly Stallone from "The Expendables": We should all be ashamed

Discussion in 'TV, Music and Movies' started by DrAstroZoom, Jan 23, 2009.

  1. DrAstroZoom

    DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    Just keep saying to yourself: "This man is 62. Years. Old."

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  2. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Steroids.
     
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  3. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    He's spent a lot of money on HGH to retain what he has.

    I always thought he had a weird physique. He's really not "big", but very cut and exremely veiny. I remember reading he was only like 155-160lbs in Rocky 3-4.
     
  4. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    He's only 5-6 or so on top of that.
     
  5. Ray Finkle

    Ray Finkle Member

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    And less than 3% body fat. The guy was/is a juice machine.
     
  6. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    His body just looks very strange from all the **** he's put in it. If you gave me the option, I wouldn't wana look like him, even if I didn't need to do all the roids.
     
  7. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    You still have to work out with HGH and steroids. It isn't like it is just popping a pill and BAMN skinny and buff
     
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  8. PeaTearGriffin

    PeaTearGriffin Season Ticket Holder

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    damn i was thinking about giving it a shot.
     
  9. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    i think the height thing gets exaggerated because people in the 80s expected him to be 6'4 from his movies. he's like 5'9, 5'10, normal height.

    and its like dupree said... its not like all u have to do is pop pills and you become an instant bodybuilder. cynical purists could juice til the cows came home and lift all day, and still not get those kind of results.

    not to mention, your skin isnt exactly smooth and beautiful in your 60s, no matter what you do!

    the one thing he does to get that extra rippedness no one mentioned is lipo. hey, nothing unhealthy about that. cheating? who cares, he's an actor!

    he looks amazing for his age and thats the bottom line. especially at an age where no one looks remotely close to amazing.
     
  10. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Iggy Pop is in just as good shape, and he never juiced. :wink2:
     
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  11. Ray Finkle

    Ray Finkle Member

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    Agreed. His body just looks absolutely fake and kind of gross looking. It looked like he was in a body suit in Rocky Balboa.
     
  12. JCowScot

    JCowScot So funky the dead dance

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    I'll give him this: even with cosmetic/plastic surgery and all the drugs he's taken, he still works hard (and always has) for what he's got. That's more than I can say for most ppl over 50. But then again, if you've ever seen pics of his wife, you'd know he's got a lot to keep up with.:wink2:
     
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  13. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    What? You mean there's no magic pill or shot that makes you grow muscle while sitting on your ***?

    Aw man, someone lied to me. :pity:
     
  14. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    Those tattoos aren't really helping either.
     
  15. JCowScot

    JCowScot So funky the dead dance

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    Bro, that made me laugh- I nearly fell outta my chair.:lol:
     
  16. DevilFin13

    DevilFin13 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I heard Robert Schimmel tell a Rodney Dangerfield joke about Stallone. Rodney said, "Sylvester Stallone is so macho that we he masturbates the woman he thinks about has an orgasm."
     
  17. NJFINSFAN1

    NJFINSFAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Oh, he juiced, it just wasn't on steriods!:yes:
     
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  18. Big E

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klnctxbAz1U&feature=related"]YouTube- The Expendables Official Trailer[/ame]
     
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  19. NaboCane

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    :lol: I lol'd.
     
  20. SICK

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    something funny about that trailer......seemed like there was too much dialogue.........but regardless. it looks ****ing awesome.....a type where i will jerk off with gun powder....then light my balls on fire when iam finished
     
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  21. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    :lol: I'll see this one.

    Looks like there's just enough humor in it to offset all the less-than-believable action.
     
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  22. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    I bet you're a lot of fun at the theater
     
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  23. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    im all over this
     
  24. FasanoPaisano

    FasanoPaisano Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Maybe about 10% of it. The rest is almost superhuman self-discipline at the dinner table and in the gym....the likes of which most of us will never know.
     
  25. Den54

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    AMERICA!
  26. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    Trailer.

    Looks good. Every tough guy in Hollywood, including Willis and Schwarzenegger.
     
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  27. TJamesW_Phinfan

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    That's an impressive cast for an action flick. Reminds of old ensemble films like the dirty dozen.
     
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  28. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    How delusional must that dude be?

    Is there a worse actor in history?..........he's worried about substance?

    Someone had to make that up....lol
     
  29. SICK

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    seriously cause we all know "street fighter" and "double impact" were oscar worthy :lol:
     
  30. JCowScot

    JCowScot So funky the dead dance

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    Not to mention "Knock Off"- 'Hey man, somebody's copying my jeans...so I'm gonna kick their a*s!!' Yes sir, that's an A-1, top drawer plot if I ever heard one...:shifty:






    :pity:
     
  31. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    van damme was in 3 good movies, and that includes his cameo in Breaking.
     
  32. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    His best movie was never filmed...the one where Chuck Zito knocked him cold with one punch.
     
  33. m ino

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    i am ashamed..i'm hopping on that plane to australia right away!on the other hand i cannot wait to see this movie!!
     
  34. MikeHoncho

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    That's popcorn muscle...

    ...Carl Weathers would so kick his ***...
     
  35. muscle979

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    This looks like an amazing action movie. Some of the best action stars from the past 30 years without a doubt.
     
  36. Den54

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    Geez this movie couldn't look any lamer.
     
  37. Nappy Roots

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    Is that true?

    Sent from my ADR6300 using Tapatalk
     
  38. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    A star studded cast for sure. Jet Li and Jason Stathom together again. Terry Crews and the first big three (Sly, Arnold, Bruce). Looks like fun.
     
  39. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Noooooooooo. The firsts would have to be people like Errol Flynn or even Buster Keaton. Or I'd even accept slightly newer, like John Wayne & Lee Marvin. If you want the firsts of modern style action flicks, then Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson, and others would fit.
     
  40. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    Pay me a ton of money and I'll get ripped in no time too
     

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