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Best Names You've heard

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  1. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    I'll start Larry Swallows, Rose Palmer and Osita Ofuku
     
  2. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    I don't want to say because some of them people might visit this site. :lol:
     
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  3. MikeHoncho

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  4. TrueDolFan

    TrueDolFan Minion of Satan

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    The POS who uploaded this put in STUPID captions, you would be wise to click the lower right button and turn them off.


    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XMr3QO2Sbc"]YouTube- Wierd Iraqui Nmes[/ame]
     
  5. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    My sister had a client named Marteetees Makadangdang.
     
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  6. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Back when I worked retail (I think I've mentioned this before) I had this a black chick as a customer named "Ke'va'ce'yea"

    Yes...like the drink.

    I checked her drivers license, and sure enough she wasn't BS'ing. I thought the apostrophes were a nice touch.
     
  7. Hellion

    Hellion Crash Club Member

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    Anita Cochran, singer song writer.

    Edith Head, seen her name in movie and TV credits.

    Harry Colon, Played for the Lions.
     
  8. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    dude i worked with said he worked with a chick whose last name was dick. i was like "that sucks" hes like "im not finsished.....her first name was anita"

    i laughed in a "your bsing me" manner. he brought in his year book the next day.

    "Anita Dick"

    unbelieveable. her parents should be hung.
     
  9. MikeHoncho

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    Let's not forget our friends:

    Rolly Lumbala

    Brady Poppinga
     
  10. TheHighExhaulted

    TheHighExhaulted Well-Known Member

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    Richard Head
     
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  11. charlestonphan

    charlestonphan Junior Member

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    guy who graduated high school with my brother went by "Monje," it was short for Lemonjello. his mom craved it throughout her pregnancy. nobody made fun of him, dude was large.

    girl i dated in HS who moved here from Tennessee swore she had twins at her middle school named Gonneria and Syphillis.
     
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  12. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    worked in a garment factory years ago and we had vietnamese sewers there
    one of the women was named poon and a man named tang
    one day one of the managers walked back and said "hey poon , tang can i talk to both of you for a moment. Almost fell on the floor laughing.

    I always laugh when I hear now lets go down to Jack Arute. :lol:
     
  13. felly smarts

    felly smarts New Member

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    Sharon Cox, Rod Johnson, Andy Swallows, Dick and brother Ben Dover.
     
  14. Hellion

    Hellion Crash Club Member

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    To this day the funniest thing was when i was a kid my best friends stepdad's name was "Dick". I remember being about 11 and his mom walking into the mens church softball team meeting looking confused and the Priest asked "Karen can I help you?" and she said "I'm looking for Dick". The first guy to laugh was the priest.

    Or his uncle asking his sisters infront of a teacher at a school carnival if they have seen Dick. I yelled out, "they all have". :lol: the look on the teachers face was priceless.
     
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  15. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    i'll tell this story that one of my coworkers told me. She said she was at the DMV at home and heard someone calling the next customer:
    "Leah, is there a leah here? Leah???"
    This attitude-y chick then walks up and goes "are you looking for me?"
    "Are you leah?"
    "My name is spelled Le-ya, that's not "leah", it's pronounced LeDashYa, can't you read? there's a dash in it!"

    Le-ya = Ledashya :smackhead:

    EDIT: upon further research it appears i've been had, this is not an 'original' story at all and more of an urban legend i had never heard of before-- but funny nonetheless
    source: http://www.babynamewizard.com/archives/2009/10/ledasha-legends-and-race-part-one
     
  16. Sethdaddy8

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    my old accountant...Hymen Crusher.
     
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    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    haha We used to have to sign out bags of ice from the local Iraqi workers and we'd always put names like this... My favorite was Hugh G. Rection
     
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  18. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    Sadly, that;s one of the more normal names I've seen.

    True story, back in middle school, there was this girl named Fabuola Surprise.
     
  19. charlestonphan

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    wen to my cousin's son's baseball game this morning, and found out his coach's name is "Rod Rape."
     
  20. Dolfan330

    Dolfan330 My wein is so chaffed...

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    I've been working for the Census and while enumerating a local jail there was an inmate called Robert Killsahundred.

    Also, it's a fictional character but the lawyer in Arrested Development, Bob Loblaw is an awesome name.
     
  21. TJamesW_Phinfan

    TJamesW_Phinfan New Member

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    Had a math teacher in HS named Richard Bonar. You can guess how we pronounced his name behind his back. Truth is he was a good guy and a good teacher but the name was just too much for your average smart *** HS kid to deal with.
     
  22. TJamesW_Phinfan

    TJamesW_Phinfan New Member

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    A local radio show here used to run spoof adds for a lawyer named claude bawls. Not sure if that's the correct spelling though. :lol:
     
  23. TokyoFishFan

    TokyoFishFan New Member

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    I once worked for a guy who's name was Harry Johnson.
    Seriously.
     
  24. Pauly

    Pauly Season Ticket Holder

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    Some of the better names I've seen when I was working in insurance claims.
    Coral Grothe
    Theophil Spermon (I was a Fantastic Four fan as a kid and kept on thinking of Johnny Storm's catchcry whenever I saw this name. It was going to be my porn name)
    John Thomas
    Lien Bich (we pronounced it LI-'n biCH even though her lawyer insisted it was pronounced leen bik)
     
  25. felly smarts

    felly smarts New Member

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    Kenny Lingus and Buster Heiman
     
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  26. arsenal

    arsenal Sunglasses and advil

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    a building manager i used to deal with was named Effin Weiner

    first time he told me i almost bust out laughing in his face, haha... when he left our office we all started cracking up
     
  27. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    When I was in the Air Force, we knew a girl named Angie Hyman... Needless to say, everyone called her "Buster."

    Somewhere in Florida, there is a Pooh Bear. In Arizona, there is a Dormy Torry. ...and I was almost named James (Jim) Locher.
     
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  28. Dolfan330

    Dolfan330 My wein is so chaffed...

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    I have a friend named Jim Socks.

    Also, there was a news reporter who interviewed a man after a hurricane a few years back. His name was Mike Litoris.
     
  29. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    This thread rocks
     

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