Snatchez: Hey sis, what's up? Sis: OMG Mark, you took my blue shirt again didn't you Snatchez: um........no Sis: Liar, you homo I was gonna wear that to school today
Hello? Oh hey hi! I've been waiting for your callback all day! What? What do you mean I can't be in the next Menudo?
"Hey, it's 2:22, and I'm Mark Sanchez. Let's hang." (Voice on other end) Please hang up and try again.
WTF Seriously. This had better been photoshopped. I refuse to believe that a pro football player would ever do this.
Oh it's real, and the Jets fans have all seen it and try to mask how gay it actually is. Delusional people those Jets fans.
Sahchez:..."I-th two twenty-two coach, what do you mean I'm late for practi-th?!?" Rex:"Don't sweat it, the defense and I were just gonna practice our blitzing today anyway; I'm sure you'll get the hang of the whole passing thing in time" Sanchez:"Oh, goody! Lithen coach, is there any way I can be utilithed ath a wide-receiver for a few games? Because I used to be a tight-end a long time ago, but my hand-work hath been getting better lately, thankth to a few friends of course." Rex:"I must say, this whole deflecting-media-attention-away-from-your-shennanigans is really taking a toll on my image; pretty soon I'm gonna have to start crying in front of cameras"
Gotcha. Yeah, cause otherwise we might attract a Senator or Congressman, and we don't need that kinda exposure.
"I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to pass on being on The Hills. Oh, you start filming in late January? Sign me up for the next 10 seasons."
This is true. However, it's better to know and not need it than need it and not know about it...know what I'm sayin?
Hello Opie. Are you sure you can get me into Nabos basement? If not, can you hook me up with the bassist for Livesay? I want to ride in his car and play with his stick shift. [/QUOTE] Sorry. I couldn't resist. Your'e some of my favorites.
"Mr. Namath? This is Mark Sanchez. I want your honest opinion... "Do you think I'm hot enough to model those sexy pantyhose just like you did? You know, make it a studly Jets QB tradition?"
You know since pagan is the only one here that posts in bold I thought it was him until I read "bassist for Livesay"
Sanchez runs to the side line, puts his head on Braylon Edwards chest and cries...... JT takes the football and spikes it into their logo and lets their fans know who's boss Basically, one is manly enough to pull it off.......the other should be on the Real World
Well, when he continues to BOMB as an NFL QB, he could always get a gig as one of THESE GUYS: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08"]YouTube- Macho Man[/ame] [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k"]YouTube- YMCA[/ame]
Dad, I told you I don't want to cut grass for the family landscaping business anymore. I play the american football now and don't tell mom I'm gay.
