It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger! Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hithim. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5." Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now hehas a hole-in-one. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger candrive a ball 400 yards......... What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in themorning? They went clubbing Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn'tdecide between a wood and an iron
Difference between Tiger and Santa? - - - Santa stopped at Ho Ho Ho...Tiger coninued on with Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho......?
For now. That's exactly why I ended it like I did. It has taken 1 week for it to go from 1 to 12. No telling what the final count will be.
i know something is going on with him but I don't know what exactly. i love not watching the news because stuff like this comes up and I continue to think who cares? as such the jokes kind of fly over my head, with the exception that i think based off these he's been cheating.. so the hohohohohoho thing is definitely funny. anyone wanna give me a nutshell version so i can understand the jokes?
