Sending flowers to a girl

So...we'll hear Monday then?

 

STEP 1: Ask her what her favorite color is.

STEP 2: Buy flowers accordingly.

My GF's favorite flowers are lilacs. Her favorite color is purple. You do the math.

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like anal sex
how about you?

 

You might wanna consider using a disclaimer....

 

naa, i'ma a pitcher not a catcher, no confusion here.

 

LMFAO

That was great.

 

Who the **** would pose for a picture like that? Damn, in the internet age?

 

there ya go...lol

 

Roses are red
Grass is green
Its so long
It might pierce your spleen


Roses are red
I like my juice orange
Nothing rhymes with the last word
So, you wanna ****?

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pass me a Mountain Dew
When I finish, we'll screw!

 

Just change your name to "Boink14"