wanna know a stoned story? one time i was in the passenger seat on the backroads smoking out with this chick. she was driving but told me to get the wheel, so i did....she was tryin to get the ashes out of the pipe and instead of watching the road i was watching her...lol i drove us into the ditch and it took her like 2 weeks to get her car fixed...lmao it was funny, i felt bad at first but she didnt care... <<<<<<
I am so hungover... After work last night checked out the local Hooters for about an hour then to this Irish Pub from about 9:30 until 2 in the morning... I don't know the amount of $ I spent still, I'm scared to look at my receits (used my card at the Irish Pub, cash at hooters-- wasnt too bad there)... And now back to work 1-7:30.
Was a great night, minus the fact 1 of my 2 friends left in the middle of the night, without saying goodbye, to go out to the car and jump in with his girlfriend and ride off. Talk about being whipped to the extreme. Meanwhile, somehow, I landed a cougars number.
So, I got really bored last night and started checking out some internet dating sites. Not to be too critical of other's appearances, but I must say, ladies, if you are trying to get a man over the internet, please keep in mind that first impressions are just about everything! So posting a picture of you slobbingly dressed in pajamas with your hair looking like a Flock of Seagulls reject, is probably not going to help your cause. You might as well post a picture of dog**** and call it good. Honestly, I was flabbergasted at some of the results I saw.
You also need to define cougar. The word is vastly overused and mixed up with "older woman." For example I went out of town last weekend with an older woman. She is 32 and I am 26. She is not a cougar, just an older woman. I think, in order for it to qualify as cougar status, there has to be a seperation of AT LEAST 15 years. That number can be reduced to 11 in some circumstances (For example, you are 29 and the lady is 40, that certainly qualifies as cougar status imo). So, given that criteria, is she still a cougar? Or is this girl like 27 to your 21?
I have considered this to if nothing else get some strange.....how many are "do-able" Im not paying 40 bucks a month to hook up with some girl I could meet over at the local junkyard.... Help a brother out.
If you're looking just for strange, (pm me for website) is probably the place for you. It is specifically for people in commited relationships who want to have an affair. Surprisingly, the caliber of women on there isn't horrible from what I can tell. Sure, there are a few pigs here and there, but also some nice looking ones. If you are looking for more of a social type relationship, there are plenty of ones to choose from. Again, they vary in appealing women. I also refuse to pay for the services. You can start profiles and contact others without having to pay though.
i understand not going for the jugular on opposing fans on here.......but why does it seem we have to kiss their ***? i fuggin hate the jets and their fans.....who gives a **** they came here in peace? that will all change if they beat us......its a joke sometimes
I dunno, I was like the only mod calling for 124's head after he created two "JETS BEAT THE DOLPHINS!!!11!!!" threads after week one...
some jets fans secretly root for the dolphins because they liked Penny enough to where when they see him win they see a little bit of the jets winning too
I'm 35 and my wife is 23. Am I a man-cougar? Wait, that don't sound right. When we first got together I said I wasn't sure if I wanted to rob the cradle. She said, "that's ok, I don't know if I wanna rob the grave."
Sounds like a good heavy metal song. "Rob the Cradle, Rob the Grave." Or a bad DMX movie, "From the Cradle to the Grave."
http://forums.thephins.com/showpost.php?p=679321&postcount=172 She's the one sitting down with the 5 o'clock shadow.
