Ditto So, my big plan tonight is to fill my camelbak up with a ton of booze and wonder around my town drinking it. 50/50 odds I get arrested. Which side is everyone taking?
yea lots hopefully. have the weekend off, so as soon as i leave work at 8, ill be poppin the top on a cold beer! you? what do you got going on
drinkin tonight.....some beer pong probably.....taking my son to the waterpark tomorrow....then sunday goin out to eat for fathers day and spending time with my boy......gunna be nice.....also my radio show saturday night and gunna watch the ufc event saturday night
how old is your son? im probably going to end up skipping the UFC fights, although i really want to see them. My boy is fighting on ESPN Deportes for the Bellator Fighting Championships. hes actually fighting tonight, but it wont air til tomorrow, so if he gets knocked out in the first, , i probably will end up watchin the UFC fights... i kinda made plans to take 2 different females out this weekend...what should i do? heres the problem....their room mates..esh.
you could take'em both out seperately and safely or you could go out on a limb and suggest that the three of you go out together. you could totally fail big time but then again if you succeed it might be one of the best nights of your life
my son is 17 months. im excited to take him. i would just bang each roomate and never call again.....i tried the roomate thing in college......it was weird and it never worked....so i just laid em both and washed my hands with it
lol, i wish. that would be crazy, but im not even going that route. their both puerto rican, so if things fail big time, it could lead to me getting sliced up. thats cool man. that between 1 and 2 years old stage is awesome. one of my good friends sons just turned 1 and hes a blast to play around with.(no michael jackson) and when my brother was around that age i had a blast with him to. bang each one of them you say? well thats what im planning on doing. but im not sure which one to go for first. the one i told her i wouldnt mess with her because i just wanted to be friends, but we all know thats a lie. but its only a lie to some extent, cuz she is cool as hell. only problem with that one is she pretty much said she wants nothing else but a serious relationship if theres going to be sex, and im not going that route. my room mate tagged it, but she thought they were going to start dating. lmao. on the other hand, her room mate is sexy as hell(they both are), and just coming out of a relationship, and i think she may just wanna hook up. we went out last night and my boy was asking me what the hell was i doin, cuz she was flirtin with me like crazy but i wasnt moving in for the kill. i played it slow and made plans this weekend. the one im actually friends with gave me some real good 'rail me' eyes, but she was so waisted they left early to go home, so i let it be to...im pretty confused as to where to go at this point.
you know when your so drun you accept your going to puke soon and just deal with it? thats m right niw......its happening....soon.....no exact timetable....but i now its happening soon.......its a fct. and its a part of life
I had a pretty surreal experiencelast night. I woke up this morning in a bed, in a bedroom inside of a house. All of which I had no idea who they belonged too. I went outside and didn't recognize the city. I got into my car and drove around til I figured it out. I was 45 minutes from home...
I have.. 18.. in the Navy, my sub is anchored in Chesapeake Bay at Annapolis. Get off duty at 5am Joe P and I go ashore and catch a bus to DC. Go to the Smithsonian wander around some and get back to the bus station an hour early..found a bar. Power slammed about 6 beers each with some jack shots here and there, stumbled out in the dark and caught the bus. We are underway and the bus is so packed that Joe and I cannot sit together.. I have a window.. a slider. I get that sudden mouth watering, forehead breaks out into a sweat I'm about to power-puke feeling and the bathroom was occupied. I wrestled with the window and got it open some but was really a bad shot and the wind blowing in made a mess of things ... but I couldn't stop. Soon after, all memory for prolly 6 hours is gone. I wake.. come to on the floor, partially under the seat, completely disorientated, the lights are out, the bus is dead, no one else is aboard. I crawl out from under things and stand up swaying and sick. The bus is parked somewhere inside a fenced in compound in what city I did not know.. no one else is aboard.. I stagger to the back and found Joe in a similar position to how I was passed out. I woke him and we tried to figure out where the hell we were.. no signs, placards, nothing, no clues in sight, except that it is not the best part of whatever town it was at 4 am. We had one hour to be back on base (friggen razor wire on the top) and decided on a direction to walk hoping we didn't make a bad decision. In a few blocks we figured out we were in Annapolis and after reversing our course missed the liberty launch and ended up on report.. didn't get liberty in Norfolk.. got off light.
16 years old. recent breakup with girlfriend. like most 16 year olds i figure life has just ended and was conveniently at a party where the trunk of a mazda miata was stuffed with alcohol from corner to corner. i was told "listen, you can drink whatever you want that is in this trunk just do not walk away from the trunk with my liquor". so we all started pounding aftershock and goldschlager... big time. the bottles were gone when we were done. or at least they looked that way to me. i go inside and am standing around an island in the kitchen listening to the toadies. i go into the kitchen area.. and get sick. i can't clean it up because i am too drunk. host is pissed i threw up red alcohol on a white carpet. i go outside and get sick some more. i black out. i wake up to a light bulb swinging over my head, people asking me if i'm ok and forcing bread and water into my mouth. they ask me where i am. i say "the basement"? no, you're in what used to be the underground railroad (house in PA). i throw up. and pass out. the rest of the night i remember various instances of being on some stairs reading johnny the homicidal mainiac.. being in a bathroom.. listening to a local band jam.. and some other things. i forget exactly where i wake up but it's somewhere in the living room. a couch maybe. the whole night is really a blur and i can't piece it all together. -- i am 21. i'm drinking with my friend at a bar on main street. i've got a rum and coke, a long island iced tea & about half a pitcher of beer in me on an empty stomach. i'm incredibly drunk at this point. we go down the street to get some pizza. i don't remember being in there the whole time. i black out.. come to find myself throwing up in one of the trashcans at the pizza place. after eating the pizza. friend and i are being asked "is he ok?" "yeah he's gonna be" "ok cuz i don't wanna kick you guys out but we have to close". it was around 2am i think? so we go outside and i have to sit down. i get made fun of for being drunk on the sidewalk. then i get told by some more people that i'll get ticketed because i'm drunk in a public place. my friend starts to argue with them about it. i somehow manage to tell him that i think they are right. so i ask him if he can go get the car (which is up at the other end of main street) and come back and get me. he walks me to an ally and sits me on my ***. it felt like an hour for him to get there. no way it took more than 15 minutes up and a few back once he got his car. I've got more like that, but I don't feel like sharing them. Two is enough.
Yo, havent heard from you bro, sounds like you have been enjoying yourself, things have been crappy for me the past couple of weeks everything that can go wrong has! Im blaming it on the month of June so heres to 11 more days of this sh-t.
My worst expereince by far..... Im 22 playing in a softball tourny in Cincy.... We hit the local bars me and three buddies i have been drinking wild turkey and popping pills, Obviously I black out....I come too and we are at this girls house out in the sticks and I stumble out of her siblings bunk beds(family was out of town) only to find EVERYONE laughing at me! Turns out I was kicked out of the bar noone knew where i was so they walk down the alley and there Iam passed out on the street next to a homeless guy who has a cup sitting in front of me saying "please spare anything you can"...so ofcourse my buddy snaps pictures of this then they carry me to the car....true story....after I came too I was actually puking out yellow wich I heard was some part of your insides...I also lost my cell phone somewhere along this and after I got back to Columbus I get ahold of the guy who has it and have to drive back to get it that night! And he lived dead smack in the middle of the hood... Craziest night of my life...I basically dont do liquor after that.
Sounds like you were throwing up bile. Great story. And things aren't that rosy over here. I have just been self medicating and kind of not talking to anyone.
Sounds like you should grow dreds and play running back for the Dolphins... Did you ever figure out who's house u were at?
