so I'm watching NCIS and the chick agent askes Jethro what Ducky looked like when he was young..Jethro mulls this over for a second and says "IIya Kuriakin" I about fell outa my chair and laughed out loud. This would be a near geezer test, if you understood this, you are prolly old as dirt too.
I have dates with two different girls this week. I feel which of the following?: A: Special B: Intimidated C: Studly D: Angry its not more E: Other
E. Other What about your girlfriend? Wouldn't this be bad if she found out? Isn't it.. whats that word.. cheating?
The animation on the one I hosted on the site just stopped; I hosted one on imageshack and it's cool so far.
Sadly, the girl wised up after close to nine years and dropped my *** like Tyson did to Spinks. So no, no cheating, although it is odd being beholden to no one for the first time in my adult life.
So thats why I havn't seen you on recently. Sorry to hear that Sam, but see how quickly you rebounded. You will be tied down once again within weeks. Good luck and SLIP THEM THE SHULA for good ol' 124's and your sake.
E: Other, feel like calling one of your friends to tell him u've got a double date lined up. Then crush him by telling him that their both for you but he's welcome to stay at home.
Ha! Gish with the first genuine giggle moment for me in a week. I may just do that too. I have the perfect patsy lined up (he's a Lions fan anyway, he is used to rejection and being a loser). As for being in a relationship with another girl goes, 124, that is a negative and a half. My ex was perfect for me and it didn't work out. I am not planning on jumping into the relationship pool anytime soon. The goal now is to be single for awhile and really learn about myself... and by that I mean bang myself into most, if not all, the cureable STD's.
I could be wrong, but Slunt, is the greatest word I've ever heard. God bless you Opie, God bless you.
happy birthday! go easy on yourself.. but i'm going to guess by you saying "wasted" that wasn't in your plans.. drink a 2:1 water/alcohol ratio and sleep on your side
It would be great if she got married and her husband got a bumper sticker that read, " My wife used to be a Slunt."
Even better is she married Richard Love and hyphenated her last name so she could be introduced as Mrs. Dick Love-Slunt.
And if at a family reunion of the Slunts, they played a game that involved hoses, a passerby may comment something to the effect of, "Wow, look at all those Slunts and hose!"
