Clearly. For future reference, please stick to the following acceptable joke themes for the lounge: Gay shenanigans Fart Jokes Lucky racial jokes Big E...big jokes Samphin is crazy and has multiple personality jokes Griddles Mullets and anything Indiana/Iowa related. Thank you.
Oh, Poop, piss and puke jokes are okay too. I call them the 3-P's And while I have you're ear...err eyes, please go back to rocking the Lemmy Avi. My gambling habit has gone way down since you changed. I must play video poker and seeing Lemmy's horrid mug reminds me that ugly musicians make better music (due to the pain factor and all) and I then hum Ace of Spades to myself until I end up at a virtual table splitting my money between the pot and trying to get an e-blowy from the online hooker sitting next to me. The preceding story is fact.
Stop trying to bribe yourself out of the Terms of Service agreement on the site. You have to buy us all alot of beers for that! There's no mystery here; I'm an open book....but I'm a wacky adventure so Ive been told What the heck is fair about this state? Have you seen your tax bill yet? Jeez bro. Bastards owe me a boatload of guap! Dude, isn't she your grandma? Ha, that means you're related to Fin D....sucks to be you (Just kidding Finanscious D) Ya you forgot someone alright. No more fantasy baseball help for you mister. Hope you lose! Ya, I think its a Vbulletin thing. They put banned under any banned member. Id love to hang with any of you and just grab a beer and talk some fins. Maybe toss the pigskin around. So far I've had the pleasure to meet brother Wharfie and his family...good peoples.
Actually...it'd be REALLY cool if all the members within driving distance of NY would organize a big group meeting, oh......I don't know....maybe at my next show?
whose birthday party are you playing at now ....................... ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
wow, i never knew u lived in Newburgh....thats not far where i live, i have friends who go to school there... i used to work at Meadowbrook Lodge, which is close to newburgh, ever heard of it?
every new season brings a new avatar. heavy metal seems to work so SAXON gets year two of the Parcells era. ACE OF SPADES is the best gambling song but you ever check out COLD SWEAT by THIN LIZZY? I put my money in the suitcase And headed for the big race I felt a chill on my backbone As I hung up the telephone Stone cold sober and stone cold sweat Running down the back of my neck To lose means trouble, to win pays double And I got me a heavy bet Cold, cold sweat They say chances on the outside Are looking very slim Ive been so lucky on the inside I feel Im going to win Stone cold sober and stone cold sweat Running down the back of my neck Take a little money, theres nothing left to lose And I got me a heavy bet Cold, cold sweat Ive got me a whole months wages I havent seen that much in ages I might spend it in stages And move out to las vegas Stone cold sober and stone cold sweat Running down the back of my neck To lose means trouble, to win means double And I got me a heavy bet Cold, cold sweat I put my money in the suitcase They say chances on the outside I got a whole months wages Stone cold sober and stone cold sweat Stone cold crazy Place another bet
Jeff Spicoli's. Yes indeed, and your V.I.P. seat and after show dinner date with Tom Jones that you won in the "I Love Gay Men Older Than Me" contest you entered in OUT Magazine will be waiting for you at will call. Yea dammit...I'm not lucky enough to have all that spare time to argue politics on a message board. Actually...we're trying to get the opening slot for the Queensryche show coming in July. So **** ya'll.
Yeah, I've seen the ladies forum and the motivational Poster thread...spare time is certainly something you lack. Good luck on the Queensryche thing. Break legs.
BEST. Reply. Yea...but those bring smiles to people's faces. Don't have the gig yet...trying to get it. Probably won't..
actually I think breaking fingers and arms may be more productive for his cause. Other bands can play with broken legs but let's see a guitar player or drummer play with busted arms or fingers. Twenty bucks says they'll suck if they even bother trying.
You live in Iowa, you sucked so hard at being a mod(and no one noticed) that you got fired from that e-job joining Samphin in the "we suck, therefore we're awesome club". Your nickname is griddles which by now has to be your legal name, I bet its on your license right next to your pet sheep and some corn. happy?
Unless you are the drummer of the gayest band EVAR. In which case you can actually still play the drums after losing an entire arm
Hey I still like them. Saw them on Letterman not to long ago. We went and saw them in Atlanta and their really good.
