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A guarantee that we DO NOT finish 0-16

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by FINintheMOON, Dec 8, 2007.

  1. FINintheMOON

    FINintheMOON Moderator Luxury Box

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    Well I think everyone knows me... That is if you have been a FINHEAVEN member for at least 6 months... I am FINintheMOON and I will promise you one thing right now... As sure as I am in my business and making plenty at it, I am just as sure that the FINS will NOT GO 0-16 this year.

    Now many of you may ask how I can guarantee this... Let's just say that I believe in this team TOO much and have given my soul to the GOD that looks down upon us all.

    As I have said, there are many that know me out here and my word is respected by most. However, another way would be for me to offer a monitary incentive... If the FINS goes 0-16, I will personally sign a dollar bill stating the following:

    "I Don't know shiat about the FINS... FINintheMOON".

    And send 1 to all that challenge me if I am wrong... However, if the FINS do win at least 1 game, you must send me a dollar bill, signed in the same way! This money that I am going to win will go towards our very own FINHEAVEN Tackle Football Team... The C2C...

    Now I know that many of you out there will try to blow this off, but there is another part to this deal as well... IF you don't take this challenge and are one of those that are preaching total failure, you either need to put up or shut up!

    Now will you be signing the bill or will it be me?
     
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  2. njfinfan

    njfinfan The First Lady

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    Hi Ken. I know you - I like you and you know how much I love my fins. I, however, am not as confident as you. I just don't see us winning a game, hence, I take you up on your challenge sir. If we do win a game, PM me your address and I will send you the bill.

    Mary
     
  3. FINintheMOON

    FINintheMOON Moderator Luxury Box

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    Will do darlin!!! BTW, I need your address so I can send you yours and Mike's C2C jerseys..
     
  4. njfinfan

    njfinfan The First Lady

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    Address on the way via PM. I'd love to be able to give Mike a C2C shirt. He has a really nice pic of you guys at the Sports Zone and he's more down about this team than me (if that's even possible). Please know how much I would kill for just one win, I'm just not very confident right now.
     
  5. FINintheMOON

    FINintheMOON Moderator Luxury Box

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    Well I will tell you this... I plan on framing all the bills that I receive... And maybe, I might auction off the complete set of those signed bills on FINHEAVEN... :thumbup: It would be kinda like a hierloom...
     
  6. njfinfan

    njfinfan The First Lady

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    Now THAT would be awesome. Let's hope you get lots and lots of bills then!

    :ffic:
     
  7. screamer

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    Hey Ken! How are you? I don't know Ken about this so called win. I was holding out hope that Zach was going to be back in time for the New England game and we would circle the football God's and a whole boat load of luck and knock these sob's off their high horse! With the news of Zach being gone for the rest of the year(or more:sad:) it dosen't look good. I thought the Jets were are only REAL hope...enough said there. Now I feel are only hope will be Baltimore:confused2:. In all honestly... I don't feel it or see it. Between us sucking and the Patsies winning and everyone asking how's your Dolphins? hahahahaha! This has been one of the longest seasons I can remember. Life up here in MA has not been kind. So, I too will be taking the bet, but don't send me your signed dollar. Keep it and put it in the C2C funds bucket. I hope your right Ken about this win. Just curious though. What game is the game? Here's to our Phins and with some luck, here's to a win!

    PS GO STEELERS!
     
  8. cannonboy

    cannonboy New Member

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    I will take that bet only to see that the fins get a win. Because I am a lousy handicapper this will surely get a fins win. But for a buck it's worth it.
     
  9. PhinsPhan122

    PhinsPhan122 New Member

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    I'd like to think we will win, but at this point we must resort to hoping a team has on off day against us. The Bills, Ravens, Pats and Bengals all have more talent than we do and unless they turn the ball over a lot or fail in the red zone some we will most likely keep losing home games. I PRAY THAT ONE OF THESE DAYS JAY FEELY MAKES A GAME WINNER!!!
     
  10. Dolphin1184

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    It would be sweet if 0-13 Dolphins defeat 13-0 patriots.... Okay the chances of that happening are slim to none, but it would make a nice news story for ESPN. :up:
     
  11. DOLPHAN1

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    hey Ken. put me up for this as well. not that i hope for 0-16, but just not confident they have the talent to win one. if we do go 0-16, then keep the bill and donate it to the team. PM me with your info so if/when i'm proven wrong, i can send you mine.
     
  12. PhinsPhan122

    PhinsPhan122 New Member

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    We play the Pats in week 16, it could be 14-0 vs 0-14.
     
  13. SMOKE

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    Our offense can't score. Our defense can't stop anyone. I want a win really bad but this team is horrible and it's more likely we lose out. I'll take your bet.
     
  14. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    DEC 23rd.....


    A date that will live in New England Patriots infamy.....
     
  15. Fla Phin

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    Want to bet a dollar?
     
  16. namor

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    Hey remember,the very last game we won....way over a year ago.....the Pats..
    21-0....a omen perhaps.
     
  17. namor

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    This has been the most humble year for me regarding talking football smack.
    I sometimes sit and wonder "What the ****,did we do to deserve this"
    "I wonder ,Did I B*tch slap Robert Kraft's ancestors ,in another life or
    something"??
     
  18. namor

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    Blasfamy(sp?) never blame Marino
     
  19. namor

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    This season,as said by Vincent Vega,from Pulp Fiction"This is a test of one's loyalities".
     
  20. Dtronic

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    I don't think the Phins will win one, but I CAN'T bet against my team. :(
     
  21. padre31

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    Oh, we will win one game, I mean we aren't the bills in the super bowl or something....
     
  22. DolphinsRule

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    I seriously think we can win out. Once we win one, the mood will change and we will become winners again.
     
  23. Adam First

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    I'll send two if we win, since it's for a good cause.

    :up:
     
  24. FINintheMOON

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    A deal is a deal bro... Don't worry though... I will be sure to collect your signed bill and put it in the display! We will not go winless bro!!!:thumbup:
     
  25. FINintheMOON

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    Your bet is noted...:thumbup:
     
  26. FINintheMOON

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    So are you accepting the challenge?
     
  27. FINintheMOON

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    So are you accepting the challenge?:thumbup:
     
  28. FINintheMOON

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    No problem bro... I will be sure to send you the info so that you can send me that dollar!:up:
     
  29. FINintheMOON

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    Your bet is noted bro... I will send out my info for mailing after our win...
     
  30. FINintheMOON

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    Do you want to bet that dollar?
     
  31. FINintheMOON

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    Thanks bro... Be sure to sign them first though!:up:
     
  32. Bonedoc7777

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    everybody no matter what religion you are, pray and pray alot
     
  33. Bonedoc7777

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    My wife has felt soo bad for me this year that she is offering me sex every sunday night since week eight, because i am soo distraught
     
  34. Werewolf_warrior

    Werewolf_warrior New Member

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    Not with all these injuries to the Fins it won't.....
     
  35. padre31

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    EWrr...ahh....res ipsa luquitur...........:hump:
     
  36. siciliansith

    siciliansith Resident Deviant

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    I'm looking forward to this!

    Can't wait to see the framed up dollars of the doubters! Rock on FITM!

    :ffic: :thumbup: :hump:
     
  37. MelbournePhin

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    good call bro, good cal
     
  38. FINintheMOON

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    Well I am hoping that everyone honors their bet so that I can frame the bills...

    My address is as follows:

    Ken McGaffic
    5302 Pageland Lane
    Catharpin, Va. 20143

    Love ya all!!!:thumbup:
     
  39. Celtkin

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    Bro, I am on my second single malt Scotch. I never lost faith that Our Phins would win this season.
     
  40. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Can't wait to see the framed product. :lol:

    Almost wish I had taken the bet even though I believed the 'Phins would win at least one game this season, just to make the finished product that more impressive... :up:
     

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