Oh Lucky, while your droll sense of humor is the epitome of effeteness, I think you'll gaze back on your comment with compunction, once you come to the realization, that not only does my cerebral cortex function at a higher level of aptitude then your own, but the essential linchpin, or crux of your intended slight towards me is ultimately flawed in that, I own a Macintosh, thus making this Microsoft Word word processor....oh the hell with it, you suck you bastard.
Awesome! 2 questions: How'd you know? And did you come up with that PETA wordplay? Never heard it before, that is so awesome!
What Opie said it gets less porcupiney after a while. Shampoo and conditioner after or instead of reg soap. Take vitamin E and drink plenty of water. The first few weeks are the worst. Trim with good sharp scissors or electric trimer so it doesn't leave mangled barbed flail end hairs to make the woman in your life pray for your death. Please don't post pics of vaseline face...
Typical animal rights tree hugging eco-nut butthead I admire your dedication, but aren't you "hugging" that tree a little too hard?
Not really, sensitive facial skin sux. Ofcourse I'm not serious about being sad.....well maybe a little.
Typical gun toting, border patrolling, animal hating, poor kicking, puppy killing, Rush loving, Toby Keith groupie, hillbilly, Cheney banger. I admire nothing about your dedication to Cheney banging.
haha good one The next time that I'm out in the woods killing something, I'm going to be thinking of you. ...maybe even visualizing Ohhhh......that's gotta hurt.
First of all, I didn't know Sam & E had a kid let alone that he was gay and dressed like a fairy. Second of all, um...did you just threaten to shoot me? You're so screwed when a mod sees thi...what? you're a m....dammit.
That's so awesome. I don't know what you do for a living, but I'd like to suggest writing bumper stickers. Cause really, bro, that was classic win!!!!!!
haha Settle down, I just implied that I would shoot you in the balls. It's not a threat if you don't actually hav........er........nevermind. And secondly, that's a picture of sethdaddy. I figured you would have recognized the itchy beard and tutu.
For real. I don't remember the part in 300 where Leonidas cried about how itchy and painful his beard was.
Well, then I didn't know Seth was Sam & E's kid and he was gay and dressed like fairy. You realize you just confirmed that you implied you'd shoot me? And you did it publicly. Doesn't look good for you. I'd suggest you come down here and guard my balls, cause if I should happen to get shot in them, you're Suspect numero uno.
Doood... To save the beard? Just freakin toughen up buttercup (love me some Papa Joe), or shave the damn thing off. It aint gonna get any easier, and when it gets cold again, and you have to start zipping a jacket...directly into it... Just go and spend the .99 for some dang disposable razors and shave the dang thing.....or learn to deal with it.. Oh yeah, and dont forget to vote for me
Ahhh, survival of the fittest. Well, I can with all sincerity, say, you'll out live us all. You da man!
i hate you guys when your drunk. remind me to sprinkle beard dandruff in all your faces when i see you.
Nah, I'm not sure how busy I'm going to be and whether or not my nephew is going to have his B-day party that weekend. If he is, then I'm going to be there for him.
Just shampoo and condition regularly. It isn't going to get softer overnight, however. Otherwise, just shave the dang thing off.
