Just-2-Talk Volume 3

See now thats not funny at all, if it was I would have laughed....or something....

 

Why did I click into this thread..............................

 

Remember that time Samphin clogged up the men's room at the Y with used condoms?

 

Because you love sheep?

 

I have nothing to do with Gary... sheesh, always pointing the finger at me.....

 

I did not take the high road today

So, I had a bad morning at work. I sold a beautiful used convection oven last week, in great condition, fully loaded with the legs, all the shelves, etc. Today, when I went to get our guys to deliver it today I found out that it was gone, and one of the other salesmen had removed my 'Sold' sticker and put it on a lesser model. Bad, but to make matters worse, it was missing two shelves and the legset. This caused a mess as my warehouse supervisor and I had to pull a couple of shelves and a set of legs out of our asses. We did it, but it was a mess.

I went ballistic on the other guy this morning and we ended up in a huge argument that would have come to blows had he joined me outside. In any case, that's over now, but I took 20 minutes of my time to walk around our 3 warehouses and remove every single sold sticker he had on a piece of equipment, then I promptly flushed them down the commode. I know it was wrong, and I know he'll come to me about it, but I couldn't give a **** right now. In fact, I can't wait!

 

tape the fight!!!!!! i wanna see!!!

 

Evidence bro, evidence.

 

ill burn it after i see it

 

damn kids these days.

 

That's the same thing Tommy Lee told Pamela.

 

Did you get so angry that you started cursing at him in Italian? I've heard the happens if it's in your blood.

 

I once cussed someone out in swahili.

 

I was once so good in bed that the woman spontaneously spoke Swahili.

 

ten dollars says it was a pygmy you were banging.......

 

OK, it wasn't in bed.

And it wasn't a woman.

 

Dwarf chicks are HOT!

 

and it didnt "speak" it "barked"

 

sarah jessica parker??

 

You know...she is kinda hot....

 

naaay.

 

Always had a thing for short chicks. She qualifies.

That would be more of a whinny than a bark.

 

that was the gag in her mouth, she was sayin' "where's the beef?"

 

nabo: You see officer I was in bed with this girl and she asked me to tie her up and take pictures of her, then post them on thephins.com.

 

You left our shave her head.

 

It was consensual. I swear.

 

Best part about doing a small woman? Makes your dick look bigger.

 

To you or to them?

 

Best pickup line for dwarf chicks: Wanna meet Mini-Me?

 

I found your pot o gold?

 

I usually go with: (bending down) "Awww, look how cute you are wif your wittle wegs!" then I pat their head. No luck as of yet.

 

Hey guys

 

Hey RBT

 

R.

B.

T.

 

Tbr!

 

you got me sick %^#&#








not sure how but you did

 

I fear for this poor lad's education. He is so simple that he doesn't even know to put a question mark at the end of his question.

I will smile EXTRA hard for him tonight and think positive thoughts! Never give up!

 

And I fear for your sanity oh, over flower of all things porcelain. There was no question in the quoted post, thus no ?.