Just-2-Talk Volume 3

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

 

you will kick tom brady then. he is the balls.

 

I don't know what it is about your face, but god damn -holds up fist- i just want to deliver one of these right to your suck hole.

 

Super Troopers.

We should do a name that movie quote thread.

 

the balls you are gargling in your mouth....

 

We should...here's one for you...






get the hell out of here.







No really just go.

 

I thought there was one.......

 

I know you love me.

 

mother of god

 

Thats what she said

 

you boys like mex-e-co!!!???

 

Watch it Rodent.

Its Rabbit.

 

You're a Sick **** mac.

 

meow what the hell is going on in here meow?

 

License and registration....CHICKEN ****ER!

 

can i get a liter of cola? do we have those?

just get a large farva

i dont want a large farva i want a liter of cola.

 

Hey Favra, whats that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the wall and the Mozerralla sticks?

You mean Shenanagins?

PUT THOSE AWAY!

 

Well I know her well enough to believe she was cheating. She was involved with others and cheated on them too. I warned him about her from the start, but he is your typical guy, he was mesmerized by her big boobs (from surgery of course ) and her charms (I see right through them).

I will do the right thing, but I hope I don't lose one of my oldest friends over this.

 

Dude, don't lie, you would be mesmerized too.

 

Trust me Alen, they don't do a thing for me

 

Hey guys

 

I would be

 

Hey RBT!

 

Hey bro. Did you have a nice nap Do 5 year olds take naps?

 

Sometimes after a blunt they do.

Did someone say big boobs earlier?

 

I once had a friend that ended up banging some skanky ho I was banging. I had no feelings for her, she was just a good time. He manned up one day and told me about it, expecting me to fly off the handle and be pissed. I ended up laughing it off and we compared the filthy things we did to her.

That same friend, who I've now known for 21 years, is now my stepson-in-law. I recently brought up that story (very discreetly) and we laughed like hell over it.

 

90 minutes to chicken tacos.

 

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Are you making fun of my brother?

 

Tacos

 

no.

 

Watch you back

 

You always get me with that smilie

 

I'm not sure if I should run or laugh.