Just-2-Talk Volume 3

Well, I will be here tomorrow. So today I say **** you sick. Go **** a donkey and get aids you rat bastard pile of bat dung!!!!

 

Now I see why your rep has been hit so hard.

 

we cant all be cruisin in a 392 at age 5, now can we?

 

Hell no, by age age 6 I expect to be at 395, at least.

 

You know what's great about the flu?

It's the only sickness I can think of where things just come out of all ends at once.

 

Spoken like a man who never ate 50 hot wings and drank half a bottle of Rumplemintz in the same night.

 

Thanks. Now don't make me laugh, or I just might throw up again.

 

Well, my first performance review in my new job is today. Even though I know it's basically going to be good, I always get nervous as hell on these things.

 

I have always hated those reviews, getting them and giving them.

 

Buena suerte, Doc.

 

bffs? Sorry bro, whatever friendship we had going just got dissolved.

 

Does this mean you have to give back your half of the necklace?

 

you got a necklace for your friendship with e?? That cheap bastard wheres my necklace!!

 

I got you chicles instead....member?

 

chicles...........what am I one of your dates?

 

Its all a blur..

 

good morning......

 

Woa !!! No no no no.....not me

 

Steve you will do well

 

Not funny, I now gag at the smell of Candy Canes.

 

And they complain about my "gheyness"

 

Happy Happy Joy Joy to you sir Hope your day goes fine.

 

At least it wasn't the "fruit" cake

 

or crap in your pants

 

WTF is fruit cake anyway? I wouldn't give that stuff to Ethiopia, might cause an international incident.

 

I heard if you laugh, and it causes you to puke and crap at the same time, you could implode.

 

okay so I have a delimma. I have a friend, and he's a really good friend that has a girlfriend I just saw this morning at the local IHOP with another guy I know. It was not just friends meeting for breakfast, but more......

What do I do ?

 

Order the Rootie Tootie Fresh and Frutti and some coffee.

 

Its an aquired taste. I like it, my Mom likes it, but just about everyone else I know of, despises it......

 

ask to join??




really good friends? i think id let my friend know

 

No Opie I'm serious.....do I say nothing ? I know she saw me, and then they left in a hurry.

 

midnight tonight is awesome......its my birthday.....and doesnt free agency start or is that midnight tomrrow?

 

Well he's really into this gal....she has been a teacher at the local elementary school for about 15 years. My friend had a 20 year marriage that ended in divorce about 3 years ago due to infidelity by his ex-wife, so I am not sure how he will take it.

 

Its a 2-fer !

 

regardless of how he'll take it....he needs to know bro.....

 

Bros before hoes, bro. Tell your friend, then enjoy the fireworks.

 

Okay kids time for me to work.....have fun

 

I'll do that then, I am supposed to go over to his house tomorrow night, so I may try to say something then.

 

yeah but imagine down the road he finds out you knew and didnt tell him.

tough situation but you have to tell him.