The only person I ever noticed being made fun of was Griddles on a regular basis actually on a basis that could be called cruelty. Therefore I voted for Griddles and I want to give him a hug...don't let them bother you sweetums you'll always be my favorite.
Putting aside for a moment, that you have banged exactly NONE of these girls. I should also point out that you used the same girl for more than one picture. That tells me that there really is a lack of talent to pull from. Besides all of that, all of these girls would absolutely date the high school football quarterback if given the chance.
They may say that out loud, but they yearn for the attention on the inside. Which is fine. I didn't play quarterback anyway. In fact, I wrestled and was a general buffoon in high school. But I made sure that I didn't wear girl's pants. At least not until the weekend. Honestly 'skinny jeans' are to be mocked and ridiculed until they go the way of the polyester bell bottoms.
My, my, who knew that making fun of a horrible fashion trend would make you so, dare I say, testy? (it's a pun, for all you blonde bimbos with an IQ of 50. That would be courtesy of Aqua4ever04) And I appreciate the compliment of genius. Technically, my IQ falls short by about four points, but what is four point amongst friends, right? Right. But for your own sake, I would reel in the personal attacks. Very close to borderline there. If I wasn't such a nice guy, I may have had to ask for a mod to step in (cue In_flames telling us both to play nice) I have no idea what "carpentar jeans" are, but I assume they are similar to carpenter jeans. Nonetheless, I don't know why you think that I wear those, or recommend you wearing them. In fact, I really hope that you, as well oas others continue to wear your skinny, tapered jeans. It gives the rest of us something to point and laugh at. If it weren't for those, I would have to spend ALL of my time making fun of other things like the Jets, San Francisco Giants and terrible shows like American Idol. But thanks to those hideous effeminate jeans, I am able to diversify my mocking portfolio, so as, to not end up as the joke telling version of Bernie Madoff. This does not help your case. Quite frankly, I think wearing a dress would be a better look than those things. Honestly, who knew that the Jack Skellington look was worth fighting for? The only consolation prize I can think of is that when the long term effects of said jeans jump into effect, and the tadpoles have no where to go, that the breeding of people with such terrible ideas will cease to exist. Hopefully you didn't get a cramp jotting all of this down. You were writing this down on your aformentioned pad weren't you?
Me either, we always wore baggy jeans. I would think tight jeans would make it more difficult to skate anyways.
Now you've done it. The girly pants wearing nu age skater bois are gonna attack you and prove you wrong. The tight, skin peeling off jeans actually physically BOND to your body, thus creating a new layer of skin and thus, freely allowing you to move, cutting through the atmosphere at a blistering pace. I am surprised you didn't know that. It's on the label...
I duno man, the reasons you just stated are exactly why I would do the opposite and wear baggy jeans that give more room to move. O well whatever works for you. I kind of miss skating sometimes.
I used to skate (rollerblade and skateboard) all the time when I was like 16-21. Usually more rollerblading bc I was waaay better at it. I could do rails and huge stairs etc. on skates so it was def high stakes. I jacked myself up quite a few times so I'm pretty lucky to be in the shape I am now. I would just get annoyed getting all the stupid bashed body parts from it and then trying to lift weights at the same time. I picked the weights.
Whoops. Quick, there might still be time to edit! So who gets made fun of the most? Who did you vote for?
Mainly leizure suits..but nice edit. Next time, you might want to correct all of them though. Currently I am wearing a pair of hospital scrubs from a mental hospital and a t-shirt that says "up yours" in the form of the UPS logo. Oh and slippers. Love my slippers. No undies. Aren't you glad you asked?
The last one worked for me but it was gigantic. Same idea. Anyone with a popped collar should just be euthanized. period.
Well if we want to continue to go down the personal attacks list, I am willing to play that game. But not here. I have too much respect for Muck and Celtkin than to openly disregard their rules...at least this time. I will, however, be more than willing to continue feeding in to your litle tirade over at another site (I would hope you can figure out where, you seem like a bright guy) if you feel like running around in circles a little while longer. Its been refreshing. Like smacking a tether ball around the pole, over and over again.
Eventually, the collar should wrap around their throat and strangle them, no? You would think so anyways... Kind of how like skinny jeans strangle your...nevermind, no need to open up that skinny can of worms again.
