So, much like real life, our online community has its fair share of punching bags. Whether it is warranted or not, a few members here seem to be the butt of more jokes than others. I am wondering, which member actually holds the distinction of being the most made fun of. Your options are as follows: GISH The talented graphic artist cancels out his own coolness with an overall axe murderer type vibe. His seemingly random violent outbursts and off the wall comments that kill promising threads dead make him an easy mark for the internet bullies that survey the land. His almost creepy obsession with his own rep is another reason why he ends up on the poop end of the joke telling stick. ENFORCERFIN33 The somewhat chubby wigger from Indiana happens to be one of the lounge's best posters. Nonetheless, it doesn't make him teflon against barbs geared towards his weight, his sometimes emotional longing for south Florida and his seemingly lack of knowledge about birth control. Speaking of which, having 15 kids by 13 different women doesn't seem to help fend off the attacks. ANLGP Quite possibly the oddest fellow to join the ranks of www.thephins.com. From his name (short for Anal Gap), to his creepy likeness to Moby, the Philadelphia based ANLGP has seemingly wrestled the title of "creepiest poster," away from Gish. Also, that blue ball with his face in it didn't help his cause either. GRIDIRONKING34 He's from Iowa, his nickname is Griddle Cakes and he knows how to stop a conversation dead while riding in an elevator with him. Do we need anymore? Srprisingly, there IS more. After getting himself fired as a moderator from finheaven, he has now done it again by getting canned over here at www.thephins.com. His often good intentioned leagues and drafts tend to fall apart due to a lack of conciseness and follow through. Oh and I am pretty sure he wears skinny jeans, or at least jeans that are too tight. I think I could see his pulse... ALEN1 As I type up this post, Alen will have posted 47 more times. The grand poobah of post whoring, Alen has come under fire because of it. Having never logged off of www.thephins.com since its inception, the teenaged post king has left himself open to criticism for his perceived lack of life outside of this very website. His proclamation that he is against the idea of swearing, has left him on the other side of every other poster of this site fundamentally. There are your candidates. Make sure to think this through before voting. Also, feel free to offer up more evidence to help your fellow voters make a more, educated decision. Thank you for your time and happy voting!
Hmmmm tough one... what to vote for...annoying thread topics? an easy target? unnatural creepiness? emo cakes? or an atrocious post count?
Griddles should get a lifetime achievement award, but gish's 200 rep fiasco must be the single-most devastating rip event ever.
Luckys won it so many consecutive times before (w/out having to be said really) that Samphin thought he outta give someone else a shot at the title.
how am I tied? Stuff the ballot for anal gap! If you do this I promise creepier posts and pictures! If you thought the dog avy was weird you haven't seen anything yet! Anal Gap for '09!
its between anlgp and grid.... they are both similar it is scary.....both have user names....but both are called by related funny names instead.... analgap griddles my choice a few months ago would've been griddles....but seeing that sense he randomly appeared here one day and went from "who is this" to "guarenteed stalker, peeper, and a chris hansen target" analgap got my vote.....
I am MOSTLY annoyed that the original poster didnt include himself/herself on the vote count Also, that won dood that keeeeeps changing his/her name. That doode is EXTREMELY annoying
I'm trying to win because I know I can! Where's the fire in this thread. Christ! Where's the "can do" attitude? Where's the "you suck I'm better than you". And if you win and I don't it better hold up; which it won't.
If I had put myself, sick would have accused me of being too self absorbed, lucky would have chimed in and blah blah blah. Basically, it would have taken away from the spirit of competition. I should have put that lobo hobo feller though...
Sorry, but this is ALL I got out of this post. If anybody sees something I missed, feel free to let me know
Hey if you're gonna say it practice what you preach. That's what you missed. I got yer gap right here.
AZ has it all wrong....even if he is annoying....which he completely is.....this is a 'made fun of the most' poll......not 'most annoying'.... your time will come AZ....your time will come..
In terms of single post all-time backfires, Gish would take the cake for his Rep Power 200 thread. I haven't seen any other posts that are as vindictive as that one is. God help me if I ever cross any of you. Enforcer's the fat kid, and fat jokes aren't really in style last night. He's Samphin's personal punching bag, but outside of that, no one else really gives him too much of a problem. Griddles is like that ******ed kid that you've grown up with your whole life. Sure, he's dumb, annoying, and stupid, but you've spent enough time with him you can't help but like him. Alen's biggest crime is that he's posted more than any of you, by about 2 to 1. Just because he's a cyborg that doesn't sleep doesn't mean he gets made fun of the most. It just seems like that because there's more material to choose from. You could say that Lucky not being on there was a poor attempt by Samphin at humor, and I would probably agree with you. Lucky, like Enforcer, is another one of those stereotypes that are just too easy to make fun of. If you find yourself backed into a corner against lucky, just whip out a mexican insult revolving around burros, tequila, sombreros, or some combination of all 3 and you should be in good shape. That brings us to the mysterious anlgp. Anal Gap, bud, you are one weird dude. Your creepiness knows no bounds, and I wake up in a cold sweat at night, horrified at what could become your next avatar. You enter threads, and they die. You sir, are on a whole new level. In honor of this, I'd like to offer you this cunning hat: The rest of you folks are going to have to up your game. Gap's the leader, hands down.
no way, alen is a sweet guy. he's only made fun of for being a post whore, nothin else. technically, i don't even think he should be a candidate.
the three greatest things to happen to anything miami dolphins related this year is. 1. Our miraculous season. 2. Chad Pennington coming of age. 3. Gish's decline after his 200 rep club thread. I gotta vote Gish. honorable mention to griddles, who's failure as a mod will haunt his grandchildrens grandchildren. who...what.. is anal gap? Big E was tempting, but this isnt fanhell. there...its a no brainer. matter of fact, think i'll go ban him right now.
Phew! i didnt make the list and I voted anal gap. no one here makes fun of him more than me (nothing personal)