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If she had walked in........PRICELESS !

 

She was right beside me when it was playing.

 

whaas tat you say billeh?

 

but seriously, rbt. if you give me a raise, ill set up every drug dealer on thephins to get busted..............even the kingpin................................celtkin

 

Oh noooooooooo......dang it....bro you're supposed to be in a room with a closed door.....the wife saying "honey I am so lonely" and walking in with a French Maids outfit on

 

Mom!!!

 

billeh! you got sum suga for your momma? gimme a kiss

 

I've been married 20+ years!!!

Those days are long gone.

 

Mom would beat you about the head for saying that

 

yuo leave my billeh alone ya hear? hes a good boy!

 

I just need to say a little extra prayer tonight.

 

or two..

 

this is what goes on at a calphins every saturday night

 

calphins pool party

 

Oh I know that - I just know how mean mom is.

I started the minute I saw what you wrote.

dude, that's so wrong....

his cooler is red.

 

after the cooler races they relax in the hot tub

 

all this redneck talk is making me hot

 

Give her a stick of butter she'll do anything you want her to.

 

bwahahahahaha i just killed the thread

 

and this is our home

 

heres calphin sunday morning

 

calphin's daughter's wedding

 

How is that different than your normal posting?

 

that made me throw up a little lol

 

how was the wedding?

im bringing my swim trunks to swim in the back of your dads truck

 

this time it was on purpose......

 

rbts used to hearing those words from the opposite sex....

 

its a complex!

 

..USED to?

 

I think those are called redneck projects....

 

it was good. we got hitched down there at that waterin hole
and our cake was good too..

 

bring a 24 pack you can stay all weekend!

 

lol

instead of Cabrini-Green Homes..

Lynard Skynard Arms

 

I don't want to know what the filling is made of.

 

the reception was a Waffle House! woooottttt

 

calphins christmas tree

 

calphin's christmas decorations

 

calphinsdaughter honey moon

 

can we get off the calphins cuz I just got off calphin......wait........

 

limo for the wedding