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Really? Still?

 

I'm downing beer #25 right now. Good solid 12 hours of drinkin' mates

Foggy , cloudy, piss DRUNK...........

Fasano........

 

Have beer #26 for me.

 

Monday, Monday, ah aahh ah ah ah aaaah. 3 day weeks rule.

 

i get off at 2 weds.....off thurs....then work friday....god that blows!

 

I work today and then am off until Jan. 5th.

 

Friday is my birthday, feel free to send me money

 

ok..so what the hel did you call me for Sam?

 

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me...cant believe you dip****s didnt notice.

Like Fitzy?

 

Don't spend it all in one place.

 

Aw crap, I damn near pissed myself!

 

Well you could get away with it if you were 4, at 40 its just disgusting.

 

In 20 more years I can do it again without worry.

 

happy birthday.

 

do...I have to be 4 to understand that?

 

wow....i laughed my *** off.....hahaha

 

Griddles, I hope you know you will die for all of this....

 

I've had my HDTV for about five days, but I just plugged in the HDMI cable and WOW. OMG. I <3 MY HDTV.

 

lol....you need me to come show you how to work it Doc?

 

Eww ...

 

lmao damn thread dies again. this time it wasnt anal gap

 

I'm safe. No one will catch up to my record.

 

Lucky asked me to pick this up for you since he was running late today so here you go...



btw Happy freakin' BDAY!

 

Oh I get it.

A joke.

I like jokes.

Happy birthday Frummundah. You are way cooler than that Mike13 jerk.

 

with a name like Mangoo, how could you not?

 

sooooooo i went to the bank on my lunch break....i hear the teller laughing with the guy infront of me...i kinda giggle also to get in on the convo, and the guy smiles and looks at me and says "can you believe my friend did this??"

and holds up his check hes trying to cash.....its from "jim tidwell" made payable to "mike herns" amount "75.00" and then...on the bottom left of the check in the "memo field" it says

"for buttsex"

dude, i was rolling.....poor guy didnt even notice till the teller (a black lady) caught it and started laughing....good times, the guy was friggin so embarassed!!!

 

Thank you sir, I fully expect Lucky to send me that box of herpacin-errr I mean weed, yeah thats it.

He's an absolute douche.

 

wow $75? Did you get his number?
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no....i called his friend and said "you big dumby, analgap only charges 50"

 

anal gap...or your money back.

 

I wonder why you felt the need to tell us that she was a black lady, yet you don't mention the color of the butt relations recipient. I assume he is white...but inquiring minds want to know.

 

Totally worth it...

 

I have a limited lifetime warranty in that once my life is over your warranty is ****ing null and void.

Don't go ****ing me when I'm dead because I've been ****ed too much when I'm alive. Kthxbye.

 

he was white...

i felt inclined because its my opinion that a white teller would have just kinda shy'd away from the controversy and quietly laughed with her friends when we left....and its my opinion from black friends of mine...they wont hesitate to laugh in your face and be loud about it....its hilarious imo....poor guy

 

you racist bastard

 

why does everyone think that just because someone prefers one color of skin more than another, then that person automatically drives a racecar.

 

go back to sleep you drunken fool...