Great story. I think i peed. Senor Sparky for me. But here's some others: Electronutz My Jewels Gotz Joules Ampphin Captain Conductive Yutz Shorts Circuit Shock Jock M.A.C.A.C. pronounced "mack-ack" (My *** Completes A Circuit) Sparkswheremefarts P.S. If you had a condom, you might have been grounded...just saying...
I have a buddy in the Army who has this nickname. It derives from his habit of wearing glow in the dark condoms and challenging people to duels.
Late to the party but have voted, think Mrs Samphin is the winner! Both your stories have made me lol
I have a theory as to how this may have happend Sam... did you happen to have a little... How do I put this delicately... "dribble" left on the Swizzle Stick? This could have acted as a conductor, lighter fluid if you will. I need to get in the lab and run some tests first to confrim this of course. I'll let you know.
Its possible. I never was any good at basketball, I played sloppy defense...if you will. Hmmm, actually that may be too vague. Yes it is possible that semen was still on my ***** tip. Wait, too NON vague... Uhm, let's see... Yes, it is likely that there was a "breach in security." There, that is better. A well placed sexual innuendo that everyone now knows what we are talking about without getting too gross/vague. Note to readers: Please ignore the first part of this post.
