Name the guys on the board that use these pickup lines

felix: ya, wanna get high?

 

Nabo: Ever had an older man?

 

Nabo: Ever feed an older man? mmm pudding...

 

anlgp: hey, you look like you don't know how to file a restraining order, want to go out some time?

sick: hey baby, you are not only hot you look like you're soft on the knuckles want to go out sometime?

 

mindwarp: can I crash on your couch?

mor: can mindwarp and I crash on your couch?

 

Mindwarp: Do you mind if I dress up EXACTLY like you

Mor: Do you mind if I dress up EXACTLY like MW dressing up EXACTLY like you...

 

Sam:

Do you wanna come over to my place, get really drunk, do the underwear mamba and then watch me take a duece on the kitchen floor?

 

Wow, you are hot like my mom!

I want to kiss you where you pee

Nice ***, I would like to wear it as a hat

And of course, the line Stitches borrowed from Tex in Ft. Lauderdale, Wanna go get a pizza and screw? What? you don't like pizza?

 

you didn't finish it: then post with me on thephins how to clean it up?

 

Give me back my day-timer sir...

 

Mandy:

You would be really HOT if you didnt do that icky thing with your mouth....

 

i'm pretty sure that's not a pickup line...because i'm SO not attracted to you right now...come to think of it...I never was. BOO and YAH.




just kidding...you knows i loves ya.

 

unluckyluciano: Hey girl dont you know who I am? I'm Carlos Mencia puta!!


Gridironking: Yeh and I'm the midget......

 

Nice to see you come in this thread just to fail...

 

i just didn't want to.

 

guess i know what it feels like to be you huh.

 

Hey, My name is AMANDUH.

I will dress up like Elvira if YOU dress up like The Mor....

 

Stitches: Hey, wanna get engaged? Really? Huh, talk about a shot in the dark.

 

I like to pick up gals that are smoking outside of a rehab center or AA meeting. Easy prey.

 

well at least its a step up from the detox unit........ *cough* enforcer *cough*

 

or outside in someone else's bushes *cough* anal gap *cough*

 

Damn, he really is disgusting.

But next to anal gap, he's pretty GD normal.

 

that "wookie" from the 'beautiful wedding' thread is normal compared to anal gap..............

 

hey now that's just plain insulting.

 

mmm...just realized that most of my pick-up lines were physical.
Just happened to be sitting next to a girl who happened to like me...hands touched, and things went on their merry way. This worked multiple times. No words necessary.

In the words of Olivia Newton John: Let's get Physical! Physical! I wanna get Physical!











EDIT: opens self up to ridicule from the masses

 

I think your safe...thats WAY too easy....