You got that right mate. That doesn't look like a mans foot. Looks like the foot of a big, fat 12 year old girl.
Actually I feel for ya Big O.....take yourself to the ER, I would have that checked out by a professional if I were you.
That is nothing compared to.......2 girls 1 cup. Don't google it, please don't anyone google it. :d-day:
Man, with a title like that I expected worse, though I bet that did hurt like a SOB. I would soak it in Epsom salt.