Just-To-Talk 2

New spin on 9/11.

 

priceless

 

its cold

 

just got home from the blazer game. god damn they smacked around the bulls

 

Yeh I saw it on tv....was embarrassing if your a Bulls fan.

 

3 days until the happiest moment of my life.

 

So your gonna get your cherry popped finally huh?

 

youre gonna finally lose your virginity? Great man!

 

He better buy some 'Tuck's Medicated Pads'.

 

damn you enforce. now i gotta come up with a better smart *** response

 

Gotta get up perty early....

 

yea one minute before you.

not everyone can "wake and post" like you buddy

 

Gift and a curse....gift..and a curse.

 

im scratching my head about the gift part...

 

How did you know I would be watching the Dolphins game with your sister?

Someday I will teach you the ways of the gish. Bow to the master.

Why would anyone take advice from a spoiled disrespectful toddler who pisses the bed?

Great minds.....



wait. no. doesn't apply here.

whats the difference between you and an early bird? The bird doesn't sound like an idiot.

 

I don't piss the bed anymore.

 

My sister is 5-11, I doubt your man enough.

The ways of the Gish sounds like a STD in waiting...

Because he still has more sense then most people from Ohio.

You wouldn't know a great mind if it slapped you in your cortex.

Fail...

 

Im 6'3". I bench press Russian chicks as a warmup for my workout, and cool down by satisfying Klyora, the goddess of DTA (just a little superbad reference for ya there).

No, I wear invisible STD-proof condoms. Works like a charm.

Cortex, now thats a big word for a redneck gangsta hybrid like you.

now there's a word you're more familiar with.

 

I am not a redneck

 

Im 6'2". Think I got what it takes?

 

Dear Brethren,

I hope everyone will be in attendance at my "Happy 6,oooth Post" party later this evening. Be sure to bring a gift. I accept PayPal.

Thanks,
gish

 

No.one. ****ing.cares.

 

Bulls were coming off of a road loss to the Lakers the night before. Back to backs on the road are very hard to win or even stay competitive if you are up against two good teams.

 

Yeh but no one should ever be down almost 50 points to any team in the NBA, ever.

 

Can I send poo through PayPal?

 

i got beer....im probably gunna drink it tonight....i got a meeting at 630

 

AA?

 

**** you i can ****ing control it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Anger Management then?

 

mmmm....hungry

 

maybe he's schizophrenic and needs both AM and AA meetings...

 

So basically he says I am not an alcoholic, and then says but I am an alcoholic and then beats the living crap out of himself?

 

Two hours, and I am on vacation until December!

 

no. one of his personalities has anger management issues. the other has alcohol issues. and the third one has no ****ing clue that he's got either.

 

you did it!!!!!

 

did.. what?

 

nevermind, youre not doing it anymore.