Just-To-Talk 2

Everytime i wanna go out and smoke, somones outside smoking a cigg.. ARRGGG i wanna smoke dammit!

 

why not just stay in your house?

 

What the bloody hell is this?

Jesus Christ. Just go smoke with them.

 

smoke in my house? are you nuts?

 

not gonna smoke weed with my grandma budddy

 

^

 

the pitfalls of a stoner

 

you dont know whats its like to suffer from THC fits.

 

plus its chilly out, and i love to smoke twice as much when its cold

 

Dude the conversations in here suck balls compared to the homo erotic, mexican jokes we tell during the week.

 

Homo-erotic Mexicans.

 

see, just saying it is more funny than the last 3 pages of this dam thread!

 

This pot talk reminds me of a joke.

An alcoholic, a sex fiend, and a pothead all die and go to hell. The devil goes up to the boozehound and says, "So, you like alcohol do ya? Well, I am going to lock you in this room with all the booze you can drink!" He throws him in the room and locks the door.

He goes to the pervert and says, " You like fornicating? Well you will now be locked in this room with these horny women for 1,000 years!" He throws him in the room and locks the door.

He goes to the pot smoker and says, " You like the wed do ya? Well, how about smoking it forever?!?!?" Locks him in the room.

1,000 years go by. The devil checks on the alcoholic. He is covered in pee, and poo and vomit. He is diseased and begs the devil to let him stop drinking. The devil laughs in his face and slams the door shut on him.

He checks on the sex fiend. His junk is raw and bloody, and he can't seem to catch his breath. He begs with the devil to let him go and that he can't stand anymore of this. The devil laughs in his face and slams the door.

He opens the door to the pothead to check on him. To his surprise, none of the weed has been smoked. It is all still there and the pothead is just sitting on the ground in the corner. The devil walks up to him and asks, "what is the meaning of this?"

The pothead looks up at the devil and says, "Dude, do you have a light?"

 

yeah tell me about it weekend is usually when you start posting how much you hate your job captain bring down.....

 

You need to stop hanging out with grammy then numb nuts.

Get some new friends.

 

Do you play for the other team?

You fancy yourself on some homo action huh?

 

you just found this out?

 

Actually yes.......

Lucky me

 

What are you laughing at

 

^

 

The characters run away when I'm in here. Is everyone afraid of the Vampire Baby.....

You snotty little wankers hiding behind mummy?

Hey nancy boys come out and play......

 

I think it's the anarchist vampire. Regular bloodsuckers? Sure. Regular anarchists? Why not?

But you shove the two together and holy ****.

 

Might I mention it was sunny....

 

Have a very happy evil MONDAY

 

Hey blood sucker! You're playing while I'm at work. Can't play during the day as my Marine mummy won't let me play at work. I really can't afford to get fired.

You seem to be quite the arse. You'll fit in nicely here.

EDIT: My Monday is over. Hope yours is still on-going.

 

werd.......

 

Hey E-man. What do you do that keeps you online during my evening time?

 

I am an online Crack addict,,,,,










ok, ok, I am a sex god.











ok,ok I am a receiving/purchasing clerk for a cancer research/treatment facility at a university






and sex god.

 

So do the hot co-eds hit on the University purchasing/receiving clerks while you're surfing at work?

 

Only the Rugby team.

 

I hate you.

 

The Rugby team here is straight out of the movie Beer fest man....Hans, Frutnetag, Vilmer, you cant make this stuff up.

 

Awesome.

 

We should have JTT2 rugby jerseys.

 

Then we'll be harassed by Eric.

 

I call #69.