Just-To-Talk 2

it never gets old...

 

or maybe you were
or not

ronniebrowntown is the downfall of this forum

 

I always wondered who started that

 

Eddie Izzard.

 

What ******* brought those topics to light? I gotta stop hanging out in this thread...

 

Thats like saying the trigger of a gun feels remorse after the finger pulls it and a bullet fly's out.


Makes sense to me.

 

eric you made my ears bleed.....

 

Here's something you wont hear everyday. I was reading an undisclosed womens magazine while making a deposit in the crapper, when I read "top ten things you shouldn't have to deal with from your guy". #2 was "To not have him quote superbad".

 

Fo Sho

 

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my &^&*.

 

Seth: Now I know why Orson Welles ate his fat *** to death...Listen, the point is, I reached my ***-getting peak way too early

 

Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.

 

Evan: "I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in."

 

Well mr. headshaker your face was the first one that came to mind when I read that, oh and btw, thanks for the constipation arsehole.

 

Way to post a vid thats no longer avalible.

I call them clean ****s.

"I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bull**** - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this ****ty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a ****in' break! I'm sorry for cursing."


"What's it like to have a gun?"
" It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone."

 

Wierd. Its still up on youtube. Maybe cause it has %$^ in the link

 

They work if you click the link on top of the video.

 

Seth: "Breast Reduction Surgery? That’s like slapping god across the face."

Evan: "She had back-problems, man."

 

Officer Michaels: "This jobs isn't really how y'know shows like CSI make it out to be. I mean when I first joined the force, I assumed there was semen on everything! And there was some sort of semen database that had every bad guy's semen in it. There isn't! That doesn't exist! It'd be nice. Like that crime scene to today. If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we would have a real good shot at catching him! But no.. just a punch in the face, no semen. Story of my life..."

 

Dear lord why is it not 5 yet!!!?

 

I'm lonely......

 

I don't know why, but for some reason I have the urge to flick a penny at you really hard...



we're still friends though...

 

dude I should be a mod..I would drop the ban hammer like no other, I would make trolls my beetches

 

Try this out then.

 

dam I am drunk bored and alone.....I could burn the dam house down...

 

you seriously need a pet

 

poor enforcer he is now at anal gap status.....

 

but with less stalker tendencies...



jk gap

 

pffft thats like saying well hitler was bad but at least he didn't kill as many as stalin........


on another note when did the discovery channel turn into the reality network.

pisses me off......

 

eh, has some decent shows still...I find myself watching History and Biography Channel more than anything nowadays.

 

yeah I dont have biography channel, I do watch alot of history and national geographic channel though

and a and e has some good shows.

 

Going to be a great weekend...got my Pennington jersey, going to watch Lesnar beat up some Couture, my Phins dominate the Raiders, and then hopefully go 3-0 in my fantasy leagues.

 

I cant stand lesnar.............. Hope I can find a link for the fight though

Penny jersey thats fing sweet. I'm thinking about buying a jpeezy or ginn.

 

not a big Lesnar fan either I just don't think Couture at his age stands a chance against Brock's size, strength, speed and youth. I'm catching it at a local sports bar with a couple friends.

 

Yeah probably not, but either way I refuse to cheer him on!!!

 

Just make sure its a DOLPHINS Penny jersey...

I actually got kicked out of a sporting goods store in New York for the following picture...



Oh and hello everyone.

 

arent you on vacation??

 

Aren't you supposed to write the Manifesto this week?

edit: And no, I was away on business.