Just-To-Talk 2

annnddd now you all know why i got fired as a cop............

 

Because you broke your ankle putting on your shoes? Just sayin.....

 

aaawww, wait until I tell him what you said..

 

Crunch doesn't live in Coral Springs.

 

A little Bonus on that story:

There were two cops, an older one in his late 30's and a youner one probably 21 or 22.

So the cops say they got a complaint of someone throwing and breaking a beer bottle. Of course I am the spokesman of the group...

"Ummm, no officer. No one threw a beer bottle."

The cop looks down on the ground and sees a broken Heineken bottle.

"Whats this?", he says.

"Ummmmm, that wasnt from us"

So anyway the older cop leaves (inexplicably) and Marias friend tells the younger cop hes cute. The guy looked so nervous, almost like he couldnt believe this girl was coming onto him.

All of sudden I turn around and they're making out... If I ever write a screen play that scene is going in it.

 

least i can put on my own shoes......just sayin

 

I can put on my house shoes fine thank you

 

such women...talking about shoes, do you zip up each other's dresses too?

 

Now that comment was metal.

 

more like aluminum foil....

 

tin can even. Not fitting of Viking worship.

 

this day is f'ing draggggiinnnggg

 

Anyone here ever take a ghost ****? A **** you take that you know is massive, yet when you go to wipe there appears to be nothing in the toilet...its weird...

 

it probably just swooped down and hid in the hole.

 

I have had a phantom one where you drop a loaf, but when you wipe there's nothing on the paper. Those are the best, saves some work.

 

Perhaps, but this one made a splash... you'd think it still would have been visible...

 

maybe it wasn't a crap at all, but instead a shy tapeworm.

 

what the hel has this thread become.....

 

Speaking of Crap, where has Sam been?

 

hey we didn't start the thread we just comment in it...

 

The gerbil mustve swam away

 

This banner seems out of place in here...just sayin...

 

Hmmm, Roberto did just clean the toilets here at work... maybe the chemicals he uses disvolved it? Yeah, lets go with that.

 

maybe it was just eric getting his head out?

 

of.
yer.
momma.

 

Without an epidural? I dont think so...

 

my moms alergic to AIDS....sorry

 

I got thanks for a thread that doesn't even exist, how awesome am I?

 

Phantom ****, **** moms and epidurals.

I love this thread!

 

Hey! I may be a ****, but I'm no mom!!!!!

 

so where do you live in philly

 

Way out of your league bro, she's breathing...

 

three blocks past in your ****ing dreams street

 

I thought it was strange none of them were responding..

 

damn guys i was joking.

 

its ok anal gap

 

that's good because maybe I wasn't kidding