Just-To-Talk 2

anyone still up?

 

I just got this fat kid to call Jenny 867-5309.

 

edit: some bad language i guess

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It's quarter to 5am and yes I'm still up from the night before.

 

thats not nice, enforcer is not a kid

 

That was almost funny....nice try.

 

so a 3 day weekend.....monday sucked at work....tuesday off.....now work again....

i dont think my brain can take this ****

 

Oh Boo hoo you have to press buttons and talk about sports all day.....







j/k bro. It sucks having a day off in the middle of the week like that.

 

Sure beats not having a day off in the middle of the week.

 

OK,,,,,,so....low blow..

 

dude, i got a loss for that game where i was up 10-0. Booooo!!!!

 

ateast I didnt count the game..well the first one..

 

Yeah, Im playing the worlds smallest violin for the guy. Ive missed 1 day of work in the past 6 years and that was for jury duty.

 

Easiest thing to get out of. Walk in and announce loudly, with your best redneck accent "I kin tell if a mans guilty just by lookin' at 'im!"

 

Yeh but again, you guys and your cushy jobs, I mean you lay on your back 8 hrs a day, spit, rinse, repeat......

 

I didnt always have a cushy desk job. But... I did work retail, which basically meant as Mgr. I made my own schedule so normally Id come in at noon.

Plus I worked at the mall. Do you know how many hot *****es go to the mall? No way I was missing work

 

I hope you don't run the eyeglass kiosk.

 

Yikes.

No I actually worked in a store that sold sports apparel. Jersey's, hats and whatnot. And we had TV's!!

Basically they paid me 14 bucks an hour to stand around, watch sports and talk to customers about sports all day long. It was a pretty sweet gig.

 

Yeah that's like heaven without the bourbon and hookers.

 

So how many restraining orders were filed against you in the past 6 years?

 

You mean the other way around. I had one girl who used to come in every other day to gawk.

She was hot... but totally crazy. The day she turned 18 (Think I was 23 at the time) she finally worked up the courage to talk to me and invited me to her Birthday party.

Part of the story I cant tell here, but lets just say it involved cops, a fight, and her brother pissing himself in his sleep

 

just PM all the whole story. you know you want to, and that we're curious.

 

Seriously, I could use a nice laugh

 

It'll take me 20 minutes to type. I'll try to get on it later if I have time. Heres a pic of the girl in question. Her name is Maria.

 

Dude I seriously dont like you....enuff hot chick pics....

 

Did you seal the deal?

 

In SoFla every fourth chick is hot and named Maria, it's no biggie.

 

Hey E, heres a fun activity for you. Go through my Myspace friends list and guess which girls I have... you know

 

In Bloomington every 4th woman is named Gary....

 

lmao!

 

And how many Garys have you...

 

hellooooo maria

and lmao @ gary

 

Thats like 1/4 the population!

 

25% to be exact.

 

enough.....enough....

 

chinese food is great.....i love some sweet n sour chicken.....but when the boss puts it on his dime?

its ****in phenomenal.....

 

Chili cook-off at work today. Yummmm ...

 

Still have a half hour before lunch. Have to go to the post office down town to pickup a certified letter from the court , should be interesting. So I dont know what I am getting for lunch.

 

mmm sounds good bro!

 

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