Hey now... I'm pretty sure offending a lot of people... The mentally handicapped don't even deserve to be stuck in the same category as E....
Sorry, I was gonna make a Channing Crowder one but the only picture that came up on google was a truck smashed into a palm tree...
You call this a roast? I laughed more watching American History X! Glad to see Sam, the roast master himself, hasn't gotten too big for us small folk despite all his recent success. And his lil helper, lets not forget the fiesty cookaracha himself lucky. Good to see you tonight, angry and drunk as ever! Here's a very rare picture of lucky running for his freedom from border patrol. And speaking of ho-bag, glad to see the lovely Amanda is in the house. A little known fact, Amanda is a huge fan of the movie Twins...so much so, that she impregnated herself with Lucky and Sam as the donors. The result speaks for itself. And the big guy SickFinFan stopped by. Comedy comes very naturally to Sick. About as naturally as consensual sex comes to Hardkore. But now, i'd like to honor a very special man. i'd like to honor a man, who worships Arn Anderson, Dean Malenko, and Steve Mcmichael as the Holy Trinity. Enforcerfin Fin is a man who only talks to lucky and prep dog, because he thinks they "could" be Chavo and Juventude Guerrero. Here's a guy who's idea of dinner and dancing with the wife consists of side by side hamburger helper while watching the Disco Inferno. His idea of foreplay is watching Val Venis take on Scottie too Hottie. But seriously, Enforcer is a true gentleman, with a heart of gold. and its with the utmost respect that I say, get a life loser. thank you.
at least enforcer doesn't make it as easy as you do to make fun of you.... and yes, I WOULD know about easy
dont get too excited, i was just trying to beat him to the punch. don't want him to think he is in any way funny.
GridIronKing. the only thing griddles is king of, is rockin carebear underoos. upon his getting canned as a moderator, i heard griddles was quickly scooped up for an upper management position at enron. griddles couldnt moderate bob krafts finger into his nose. i'll be here all week.
Well, I think it is safe to say that the roast is over. Not much more to say other than that. We laughed, we cried (mainly through Mandy's set on the crying) and learned a lot (like don't count on sick or lucky to be prepared when called upon). Special thanks goes out to Lucky, Sick, Hardkore, Finsgirlie, Griddles and In_Flames (who made the awesome roast graphic!). But of course, major ups to the guy who took it on the chin over and over again, enforcerfin33. And thanks for all who have asked me already on who is going to be roasted next. I have reviewed the candidates and have made my decision. I will let you guys know who it is soon. I promise you won't be dissapointed.
Real men have that burning sensation when they pee. Thats the best burn anyone has ever laid down ever. What if he's Cuban, thats kind of like mexican. W/sheep.