that's ok, i take pride in the fact that i'm not completely heartless. i will, however, ninja your brain.
yea...if by classy you mean, like a 5-year-old. i often feel as though i'm babysitting when i come to this site.
I can't wait to post mine tomorrow.....help this suckage of a thread get moving..... you people were too nice
Thank you finsgirlie, just like in bed, you have successfully sucked, yet again. But at least you showed up and actually did what was asked of you. Has anyone seen In_flames? I swear to god if Enforcer ate him before his set I am going to be pissed. Speaking of Enforcer, I showed my kid Enforcer's myspace. I had him click on the pictures, and the blogs and everything else that was on that site. Now my kid hates myspace. and pictures. and writing and friends and enforcerfin. And since we are on the subject of things we hate, GISH has asked for a few moments of our time to express his thoughts about his dad, Enforcerfin33. It is all yours Gish, (someone call 9-1- and wait for the signal to dial the last one).
.....thats what she said? Anyway since I'm not the most creative person and my smartassyness is just spontanious, i wont be roasting Enforcer, but I will post something that should inpsire you to loathe him as much as I do: Jackass bought a Favre figurine: Closet Jets fan or just in the closet? You decide America!
he is tooo big to fit in any oven i have ever seen wouldnt it of been beeter to of waited for texas a&m fire or are planning on roasting him in sections?
you couldnt go "threw" with it? nice Please stay away from your kids when they do their homework. Wonder if Favre through an INT on that attempt? BTW Mcfarlane figs rock. i have over 100+
wow your like steve carell in "40 yr old virgin" 'is that steve austins boss??? why do you have that??'
Thanks Sam. I was gonna wear my formal attire, but I wasn't sure what you people consider formal. Being that its Halloween, I figured I couldn't go wrong if i just came dressed as an Indian. Fellow roasters, keep away from the snack bar behind stage. I saw lucky double dip with one hand, while lapping punch strait from the bowl, and grabbing his nuts with the other hand. Apparently they don't teach manners at the Palm Beach Lawn Groomers Academy. Glad to see Sickfinfan made it here tonight. He has been a pioneer on the front lines of sucking with style. He actually stopped me by the john to run one of his jokes past me, but all I could think about was how he brought his sister as his date. Man, she is f-in schmeksie. But hey, thats how they roll in Carolina. Alright, I dont got all night here (or morning, whenever youre reading it will do). So let me get something said about this schmuck of honor. For months I kinda avoided enforcerfin33. I thought he was the token mentally handicapped guy at thephins, like Gary the ****** from the Howard Stern Show. Come to find out, he’s not ******ed. He’s just possessed by Bill Cosby, causing him to suffer from what I call “not being funny, ever”. And have any of you ever seen enforcer play Madden? I’ve played him a few times. After the first game, I was convinced that ’E for everyone’ was an inappropriate rating for this game. It was obvious that I was playing against a 5 year old. So I did what I do to all 5 year olds. I beat the living **** out of him. May I suggest a rating for Madden 2010?...”Everyone but E” That’s pretty much all I can say about enforcer without him getting the idea that I subliminally like him. Before I go, I’d like to recite a poem. An Ode to Enforcer. yo dude yeah uh, can you pass the mustard? sure, here. thanks dude. yo dude. whats up? you mind if I take a dump on your sig? sure man, go ahead. Ok, one last jab. Here’s the best post enforcer has ever made. http://forums.thephins.com/lounge/3707-just-talk-312.html#post411672
Is there a tape-delayed version of this for folks in other time zones where you cut out all the bad parts?
That only leaves 3 or 4 posts. This wouldve been alot funnier if Courtney Love and Andy Dick accepted their invitations.
